Jun 17, 2009 00:14
In all my years I've never seen someone literally fuck (Rough sex, at that) their food as they are eating it, in public, at a restaurant.
We were at Crawfish something or another in Breaux Bridge. There was a guy sitting at the table next to us. He was about our age, by the looks of him. We heard the rough food sex going on first. He was grunting and slurping(Loudly. That part I agree with. If you are going to grunt and slurp, do it right- LOUD). Ok, he really liked his food, I thought. Some people really do. Especially crawfish. Sucking heads, etc., is the norm here in south Louisiana...
Oh no, that's not all, though. I looked over to see what activities coincided with all the grunting...
He had his finger shoved up the body cavity of that crawfish. He was roughly fucking that finger in and out of it as he sucked, grunted and slurped.
I'm not exagerating! He was finger fucking those crawfish as he sucked each and every one dry!
I couldn't help it, I made a comment to James as to being curious how he performed oral sex on a woman. I was very curious if he went at her (Could be a him, I realize. Either way...) with as much animal passion. AND...If she survived the encounter!
James admitted he was tempted to buy him another round. He even talked to the guy making mention he reminded of his dad when he ate. (James fibbed a bit just so he could talk to the guy about his crawfish eating and the guy not be offended)
I've seen'um eat crawfish all my life and in all different manners. I enjoy them myself...But watching him made me feel like a voyuer during a human/crawfish porn show!