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so i just got back from post game beer where i drank 2 beers and guess what i am that is ri9ght i am a little tipsy. the reason why is (a) i ate lunch at 11AM and (b) i never drink anymore. i am just going to tell you that we almost got hit by a bus and also i defnitely said something about a penis wrapped in beef jerky. i think it had to do with someth ing manly. i made a huge play where i was the catcher and there was this giant guy running from third to home and i held the ball and he ran right into me but i hheld onto the ball unliek geanna davis who dropped it in league of her own. anyway everyone cheered and hugged me and i felt really great. then i drank beer and we talked about the white mans overbite donny i am looking at you. i ate spagghetti i really lvoe mister anonymous whow anonymous is hard to spell when you're a litte dunk and it's dark here because mr anonsymous turned off te light. ok friends i am glad your my friends happy i have this life byebye