"The Mind of a Thief" by The White Reaper
No one knows what a thief thinks
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
They may be running away with your valuables
Just be lucky they didn't kicked you in the marbles
But hey, they're the real life bandits
They're the ones who leave a memory of dardevil antics
You may be getting frantic
At least you know though....They're not traveling across the Atlantic
Real Life Bandits....They're twisted in their thinking
They don't give a fuck if you're hurting
Real Life Bandits
Real Life Bandits
No one knows what a thief thinks
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
Don't try to run after them with a gun
You'll just end giving them their own sick fun
Oh, man......They're getting away
It looks like they won't be paying for their fray.
Oh, no.....They won't get away
NO, NO....NO....NO....NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Fuck no
Fuck no
No one knows what a thief thinks
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
But hey, Remember they ain't gettin' away
Just look at the ground
Go ahead....make a sound
I mean come on.....Why the fuck would a real life bandit...
LEAVE HIS WALLET AT the scene of the crime~!
Not to worry though.....They only got an empty wallet with just a dime.
Now is not their time
They think they got away with a crime
Oh no.....Oh no.....
Oh man.....Come over here....
What the hell?
The Bandit got beat up by a mime?
It ain't really their time
Now the dog just gave him some nasty lime
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Thief: Yuck....Dude, get that dog off me
Me: It ain't my dog....But thats my wallet...
*kicks the bandit in the gut*
Me: This is for stealing my dime, you bastard~!
*kicks the living crap out of the thief*
Thief: Shit, AWWWWWWW....
*walks away from thief to call 911 on a payphone*
Operator: Please deposit 25 more cents...
Me: And I thought he was a thief....
*rips the pay phone from the phone and throws it at the thief*
Mime: *makes laughing movement*
*punches Mime*
Me: Thanks but I hate mimes....
FIN
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
They may be running away with your valuables
Just be lucky they didn't kicked you in the marbles
But hey, they're the real life bandits
They're the ones who leave a memory of dardevil antics
You may be getting frantic
At least you know though....They're not traveling across the Atlantic
Real Life Bandits....They're twisted in their thinking
They don't give a fuck if you're hurting
Real Life Bandits
Real Life Bandits
No one knows what a thief thinks
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
Don't try to run after them with a gun
You'll just end giving them their own sick fun
Oh, man......They're getting away
It looks like they won't be paying for their fray.
Oh, no.....They won't get away
NO, NO....NO....NO....NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Fuck no
Fuck no
No one knows what a thief thinks
They may be just taking your stuff for kinks
They may have a problem they can't admit
But don't depise them....They're the real live bandits
You shouldn't be angry, you shouldn't be mad...
Just because the thief got you bad
But hey, Remember they ain't gettin' away
Just look at the ground
Go ahead....make a sound
I mean come on.....Why the fuck would a real life bandit...
LEAVE HIS WALLET AT the scene of the crime~!
Not to worry though.....They only got an empty wallet with just a dime.
Now is not their time
They think they got away with a crime
Oh no.....Oh no.....
Oh man.....Come over here....
What the hell?
The Bandit got beat up by a mime?
It ain't really their time
Now the dog just gave him some nasty lime
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Thief: Yuck....Dude, get that dog off me
Me: It ain't my dog....But thats my wallet...
*kicks the bandit in the gut*
Me: This is for stealing my dime, you bastard~!
*kicks the living crap out of the thief*
Thief: Shit, AWWWWWWW....
*walks away from thief to call 911 on a payphone*
Operator: Please deposit 25 more cents...
Me: And I thought he was a thief....
*rips the pay phone from the phone and throws it at the thief*
Mime: *makes laughing movement*
*punches Mime*
Me: Thanks but I hate mimes....
FIN