the mugendai post
Kanjani8 pimp post, because ryopii hasn't gotten into their awesome world of awesome.
THE GROUP:
Kanjani8 is like crack, you get addicted to them. There where 8 guys in this group, but one got kicked out ;A; so right now they are 7. This 7 unique individuals like cosplaying as the Eito Rangers and crossdressing as the 7 Okans, they play their own instruments, which makes them very awesome, the have a lot of songs about their birthplace, Osaka, they are very loud and enjoy gay innuendo and boobs. They love each other a lot, sometimes they bath together, Hina, Subaru and Yoko like prancing around naked in their dressing room leaving their chin-chins hanging out, which bothers Ryo because he secretly enjoys it.
THE BOYS:
Shibutani Subaru
|1981.09.22|
Subaru/Red Ranger/Mrs. Shibutani
Is the pervert of the group. He's the group's main voice, plays the guitar, his voice entrances you, seriously he is great. He also likes wearing long skirts. Subaru is very shy, he doesn't have that much friends outside of eito. He has a tattoo on his left hand of a skull, fans have named it scull-chan. with a C, he got it on his rebellious stage. He also has a piercing on his bellybutton. Subaru can act, but he doesn't a lot of drama roles. Subaru is just an amazing little old man who you'll learn to love. He mostly gets paired up with Yasu, sometimes with Ryo, Maru, once in a while with other JE guy, like Jin.
Solos:
Ruwa
words
Maruyama Ryuhei
|1983.11.26|
Maru/Orange Ranger/Ryuko
Maru is very special :3, he's this adorable squishy man full of weird noises and great facial elasticity, he plays the bass, he is the mood maker of Kanjani when they are in the dressing room, he surprised Yoko once by wearing a red bra and red panties ~just for him~ (Johnny walked in on them), Maru likes making weird noises like "PAAAN~", his engrish is awesome "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TO YOU", Maru loves Yoko a lot, he's pretty much a goofy, friendly, K8 loving guy. He gets paired up with Yoko a lot.
Solos:
MAGIC WORD ～僕なりの…～
ワンシャン・ロンピン
Nishikido Ryo
|1984.11.03|
Ryo/Yellow Ranger/Ryoko
Ryo is Kanjani8's resident slut with a lot of connections in other groups, he's bfs with Matsujun, with Jin and with all of News, he hangs out with Nino, he's one of their actors, he likes whoring it up between the members, he's their baby. He's also very shy, he sleeps in his underwear, plays the guitar a lot, he likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers a lot, and cares so much that he even made an entry about his old rice cooker, he cried at his sister's wedding. Ryo is a meanie with a big heart. He gets paired with Uchi, Ohkura and Subaru a lot.
Solos:
Potential
Stereo
Half Down
(these are his solos for K8 not for News)
Ohkura Tadayoshi
|1985.05.16|
Tacchon/Green Ranger/Tadako
Tacchon plays the drums and he does it damn well. he's the less talkative of the bunch, he appears with Mabo in a lot of dramas, his english pronunciation is not bad at all, he loves eating, his love of food can only be compared to Yoko's love of boobs, he got his nickname from Yasu, but because everyone started calling him Tacchon, Yasu decided to call him Tadayoshi "Just like a girlfriend", they also call him Tatsuyoshi, because it's easier 8). in every J-web he writes, at the end he puts 8->1, which means 8 souls 1 body, BUT, in this year's entries he hasn't :|. He gets paired up with Yasu, Ryo, Hina, Yoko. he gets around.
Solos:
Mamoritai
Butterfly I Loved
no-no-no
Yasuda Shota
|198.09.11|
Yasu/Blue Ranger/Yasuko
Yasu is Kanjani8's girlfriend, they take care of him and love him and spoil him. He plays the guitar, he doesn't believe in wardrobe boundaries between men and women, he wears skirts and paints his nails and he looks great. Yasu loves everyone and everyone loves him (In that tough love way), he's very cute. He has a piercing in his bellybutton, most likely to be gay. He gets paired up with Subaru a lot.
Solos:
Watashi Kagami
アイライロ
Murakami Shingo
|1982.01.26|
Hina/Nasu Ranger/Hinako
Hina is hot, he has been playing the keyboard recently. Hina likes tsukomming everyone, he was going to join a comedian agency, he likes showing off his kansai-ness, he's like a mom for K8. He has a great body. he looks great in a bikini. his teeth are his charming point :D, he looks really hot with a beard. He gets paired up with Yoko.
Solos
Forward
One's Shadow
Uchi Hiroki
|1986.09.10|
Uchi/Pink Ranger/Uchiko
Uchi was kicked out of K8 for something very stupid, but he recently had a solo concert and appeared in the Countdown ;A;, Uchi is K8's princess, Ryo's unofficial girlfriend, has a key for Ryo's appartment, my first lesbian crush. He wasn't there for the Eito Rangers or 7 Okans skits, but the fandom adapted him for them. Now, there are four sides of fandom: The ones that knew Uchi and want him back in, the wants that didn't knew Uchi and couldn't care less, the ones that knew him and couldn't care less, and the ones that didn't knew him and want him back. Uchi case has cause a lot of wank. 8->1. He gets paired up with Ryo (duh.) and Ohkura (I HAVE SEEN FICS. K)
Solos:
Ima, Koko ni
Crave It
Yokoyama "Yuu" Kimitaka
|1981.05.09|
Yoko/Black Ranger/Kimiko
'Yuu' is his stage name, given to him by Johnny because Kimitaka was difficult for him to read, but he ended up calling him Yoko 8). He's Kanjani8's unofficial leader, because he's the oldest. He's shy, really shy &hearts The members have cute nicknames for him "Kimi-kun, Kimi-chan, Yokoccho," they love him. He likes the attention, he's a camwhore. His bf outside of K8 is Aiba from Arashi :3, his little brother wanted to be in JE, but Yoko was all "No. I don't want comparisons", he loves talking and telling K8's funny stories, he's afraid of needles. He gets paired up with Hina, because they have a deep bromance.
Yokoyama Yu loves oppai more than you.
This is the man who said he could tell you who is who in KanJani8 just by seeing their dicks.
Oh yeah.
lege_nya's wise words
Solos:
Wonder Boy
confUsion
fantastic music
413man
THE MUSIC:
Kanjani8's music has enka and some jazz and pop and rock alksdf basically they are this explosion of fun and music and crack. while on acid.
Wahahaha
It's My Soul
Musekinin Hero
THE VIDEOS:
These men are dorks, they will give you the LULZ, f'real.
Introducing the members, Zukkoke Otokomichi Style
Yoko vs a Pi fangirl
A fanvid about K8 and their special friendship
THE PICTURES:
I'm not biased. shut up.
EDITS THANKS TO THE AWESOME LEGE_NYA
ETA: MORE PICTURES.
THE GROUP:
Kanjani8 is like crack, you get addicted to them. There where 8 guys in this group, but one got kicked out ;A; so right now they are 7. This 7 unique individuals like cosplaying as the Eito Rangers and crossdressing as the 7 Okans, they play their own instruments, which makes them very awesome, the have a lot of songs about their birthplace, Osaka, they are very loud and enjoy gay innuendo and boobs. They love each other a lot, sometimes they bath together, Hina, Subaru and Yoko like prancing around naked in their dressing room leaving their chin-chins hanging out, which bothers Ryo because he secretly enjoys it.
THE BOYS:
Shibutani Subaru
|1981.09.22|
Subaru/Red Ranger/Mrs. Shibutani
Is the pervert of the group. He's the group's main voice, plays the guitar, his voice entrances you, seriously he is great. He also likes wearing long skirts. Subaru is very shy, he doesn't have that much friends outside of eito. He has a tattoo on his left hand of a skull, fans have named it scull-chan. with a C, he got it on his rebellious stage. He also has a piercing on his bellybutton. Subaru can act, but he doesn't a lot of drama roles. Subaru is just an amazing little old man who you'll learn to love. He mostly gets paired up with Yasu, sometimes with Ryo, Maru, once in a while with other JE guy, like Jin.
Solos:
Ruwa
words
Maruyama Ryuhei
|1983.11.26|
Maru/Orange Ranger/Ryuko
Maru is very special :3, he's this adorable squishy man full of weird noises and great facial elasticity, he plays the bass, he is the mood maker of Kanjani when they are in the dressing room, he surprised Yoko once by wearing a red bra and red panties ~just for him~ (Johnny walked in on them), Maru likes making weird noises like "PAAAN~", his engrish is awesome "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TO YOU", Maru loves Yoko a lot, he's pretty much a goofy, friendly, K8 loving guy. He gets paired up with Yoko a lot.
Solos:
MAGIC WORD ～僕なりの…～
ワンシャン・ロンピン
Nishikido Ryo
|1984.11.03|
Ryo/Yellow Ranger/Ryoko
Ryo is Kanjani8's resident slut with a lot of connections in other groups, he's bfs with Matsujun, with Jin and with all of News, he hangs out with Nino, he's one of their actors, he likes whoring it up between the members, he's their baby. He's also very shy, he sleeps in his underwear, plays the guitar a lot, he likes the Red Hot Chili Peppers a lot, and cares so much that he even made an entry about his old rice cooker, he cried at his sister's wedding. Ryo is a meanie with a big heart. He gets paired with Uchi, Ohkura and Subaru a lot.
Solos:
Potential
Stereo
Half Down
(these are his solos for K8 not for News)
Ohkura Tadayoshi
|1985.05.16|
Tacchon/Green Ranger/Tadako
Tacchon plays the drums and he does it damn well. he's the less talkative of the bunch, he appears with Mabo in a lot of dramas, his english pronunciation is not bad at all, he loves eating, his love of food can only be compared to Yoko's love of boobs, he got his nickname from Yasu, but because everyone started calling him Tacchon, Yasu decided to call him Tadayoshi "Just like a girlfriend", they also call him Tatsuyoshi, because it's easier 8). in every J-web he writes, at the end he puts 8->1, which means 8 souls 1 body, BUT, in this year's entries he hasn't :|. He gets paired up with Yasu, Ryo, Hina, Yoko. he gets around.
Solos:
Mamoritai
Butterfly I Loved
no-no-no
Yasuda Shota
|198.09.11|
Yasu/Blue Ranger/Yasuko
Yasu is Kanjani8's girlfriend, they take care of him and love him and spoil him. He plays the guitar, he doesn't believe in wardrobe boundaries between men and women, he wears skirts and paints his nails and he looks great. Yasu loves everyone and everyone loves him (In that tough love way), he's very cute. He has a piercing in his bellybutton, most likely to be gay. He gets paired up with Subaru a lot.
Solos:
Watashi Kagami
アイライロ
Murakami Shingo
|1982.01.26|
Hina/Nasu Ranger/Hinako
Hina is hot, he has been playing the keyboard recently. Hina likes tsukomming everyone, he was going to join a comedian agency, he likes showing off his kansai-ness, he's like a mom for K8. He has a great body. he looks great in a bikini. his teeth are his charming point :D, he looks really hot with a beard. He gets paired up with Yoko.
Solos
Forward
One's Shadow
Uchi Hiroki
|1986.09.10|
Uchi/Pink Ranger/Uchiko
Uchi was kicked out of K8 for something very stupid, but he recently had a solo concert and appeared in the Countdown ;A;, Uchi is K8's princess, Ryo's unofficial girlfriend, has a key for Ryo's appartment, my first lesbian crush. He wasn't there for the Eito Rangers or 7 Okans skits, but the fandom adapted him for them. Now, there are four sides of fandom: The ones that knew Uchi and want him back in, the wants that didn't knew Uchi and couldn't care less, the ones that knew him and couldn't care less, and the ones that didn't knew him and want him back. Uchi case has cause a lot of wank. 8->1. He gets paired up with Ryo (duh.) and Ohkura (I HAVE SEEN FICS. K)
Solos:
Ima, Koko ni
Crave It
Yokoyama "Yuu" Kimitaka
|1981.05.09|
Yoko/Black Ranger/Kimiko
'Yuu' is his stage name, given to him by Johnny because Kimitaka was difficult for him to read, but he ended up calling him Yoko 8). He's Kanjani8's unofficial leader, because he's the oldest. He's shy, really shy &hearts The members have cute nicknames for him "Kimi-kun, Kimi-chan, Yokoccho," they love him. He likes the attention, he's a camwhore. His bf outside of K8 is Aiba from Arashi :3, his little brother wanted to be in JE, but Yoko was all "No. I don't want comparisons", he loves talking and telling K8's funny stories, he's afraid of needles. He gets paired up with Hina, because they have a deep bromance.
Yokoyama Yu loves oppai more than you.
This is the man who said he could tell you who is who in KanJani8 just by seeing their dicks.
Oh yeah.
lege_nya's wise words
Solos:
Wonder Boy
confUsion
fantastic music
413man
THE MUSIC:
Kanjani8's music has enka and some jazz and pop and rock alksdf basically they are this explosion of fun and music and crack. while on acid.
Wahahaha
Click to viewIt's My Soul
Musekinin Hero
THE VIDEOS:
These men are dorks, they will give you the LULZ, f'real.
Introducing the members, Zukkoke Otokomichi Style
Yoko vs a Pi fangirl
A fanvid about K8 and their special friendship
THE PICTURES:
I'm not biased. shut up.
EDITS THANKS TO THE AWESOME LEGE_NYA
ETA: MORE PICTURES.