the one where mah man is getting skinny...er
► Ryo, you are getting skinny *pokes* >>
► I've been bombarded with TESTS, HOMEWORK, FANDOM, ARASHI, OMG, WTF, PUPPY'S FARTS, ETC.
► Netizens are scary, good thing Japan doesn't have those ...right D:?
► yes, i'm deeply worried about Ryo. Yes, I think he still needs rest. Yes, I love him &hearts very much /lame :'(
► 2PM ;A;
► I probably failed the math test :|
► I NEED HINA TO RUB HIS HINATIVISM ON ME D: PLEASE, HINA GIMME YOUR BABIES WAY OF LIFE.
► I'm sad, tired, confused (wtf was that, will? :|), I CLEARLY NEED ARASHI AND EITO. (but Eito are being busy bees wtf, ALL of them have work ALL of them, EVEN MARU *hugs the fatty*)
► LET THE SPAM COMMENCE!
I'm serious :D Nino looks exactly the same. :|
Oh, Ohmiya never leave me &hearts I like how the rest of them are so unfazed by this "lol, yeah nino's grabbing ohno's crotch, same old, same old"
Arashi play this game on Christmas, is called the "RAPE AIBA GAME"
... sometimes, is better not to know
Abusing Aiba Time &hearts
OH MAN, PIKANCHI &hearts ilu matsugeek
Never leave me, Oh-chan ;A;
Arashi like to be naked
and so do I
I mean, I like it when THEY are naked. I don't like to be naked. ...
The real prince of Arashi, Nino, plus his whores & servants &hearts
SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE AN EITO RANGERS VS ARASHI RANGERS FIC Y/Y? :DDDD?
Aiba and Nino do not appreciate your nakedness, Sho. BUT I DO :D
I like how Jun is oblivious to the other four.
and how Nino is a slut &hearts
&hearts
I don't know who's cuter, him or the plushies? c:
yes, masaki knows how to read
unf hot
unf hot &hearts
cries, why is he so cuticle &hearts
SOBBING &hearts
*_________* UNFITTY UNF UNF &hearts
"RAPE ME PLZ" *A*
alkjsdf his arms laksjdflk
laskjdf
I LOVE MODEL!AIBA
I mean, if he quits Johnny's (will never happen, right? :|), he could be a model *__*
Just. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S SO UNEXPECTEDLY SEXY &hearts
seriously.
HI THERE, TIGHT PANTS :D
that puppy looks scared D:
I WANT TO SIT ON HIS LAP AND AKJSDF
BIIIIIIIIIIIRTHMAAAAAAAAAARK YUMMY
thinking!Aiba is hot too &hearts
I wouldn't mind finding this in my car *__*
or in my couch.
IT'S TIME FOR....
THE REAL MATSUJUN NO UTA, RAPPED BY SHO, LYRICS BY SAMMERS.
DIVA! DIVA! DIVA! DIVA!
MATSUFAB COMING THROUGH, BITCHES
MAKE WAY FOR THE SLUTTIEST SLUT WHO EVER SLUTTED
HE'S MARVELOUS, HE'S DoS, HE'S FIERCE,
SAY HIS NAME, HE'S SEXY, HE'S COOL,
HE'S OBSESSED WITH RINGS,
HE'S - oh hi there, gorgeous *_________________* &hearts
HI, I'M NINO, GIMME YOUR PANTIES. WAIT- NO! I'M NOT 16, I SWEAR I'M 26!
NO SRSLY, LOOK AT MY ID.
I-IS NOT FAKE D:
IS REAL!
yes, nino, we believe you.
I THINK HE WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THAT.
NINO IS SENSUAL &hearts
NINO LIKES MAKING SEXY FACES AT NOTHING &hearts
NINO LIKES TO RAPE YOU WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS OMG ARE THEY REAL? EYES &hearts
NINO LIKES TO - ngh hi collarbones &hearts
NINO WOULD LIKE TO GET RAPED NOW.
AS IN NOW
PREFERABLY, BY OH-CHAN
"UNF YOU SEXY BEAST"
LEADER IS AWESOME, YOU CAN'T DENY IT
HE'S SO AWESOME HE CAN PICK HIS NOSE IN A CONCERT
HE'S SO AWESOME HE CAN TOP SUPER STRAIGHT MAN SHO
HE'S SO AWESOME HE CAN FOLD HIS A MAID DRESS WHILE WEARING A PINK APRON AND STILL LOOK MANLY.
AWESOME
IT'S SHO TIME!
SHO'S A FAILURE AS A DADDY
SHO HAS WEIRD FASHION SENSE (WHAT IN THE NAME OF A BUTTHOLE PLUG IS THAT D:?)
SHO IS A DORK, AND HE FAILS IN ALMOST EVERY SPORT.
BUT!
SHO IS SO PRETTY IT HURTS
SHO IS SEXY EVEN IF HE ISN'T TRYING
SHO IS SEXY EVEN IF HE IS TRYING
CONCLUSION: SHO IS HOT AS FIRE &hearts
AIBA KNOWS THAT FACT BY HEART
SAKURAIBA: FIERCER THAN MATSUJUN
AIBA LIKES TO BE SPANKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
HE LIKES PUBLIC SEX TOO.
BUT HE HASN'T TOLD SHO YET.
SHO: *DISTRACTS AIBA* HI LOOK, I'M NAKED
AIBA: *DISTRACTED* &hearts
AIBA MAKES SUCH A PRETTY GIRL, SHO APPROVES
AIBA LIKES SHO'S ARMS
REALLY LIKES THEM &hearts
&hearts
AIBA LOOKS SO TALL OH GOD.
I LOVE SHO SO HARD FOR THIS &hearts
BUT HE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE AIBA IS HIS AND ONLY HIS &hearts
got it?
&hearts &hearts &hearts
BUT JUN WANTS TO HAVE FUN TOO. SO HE STRADDLES SHO AND HAS CLOTHED!SEX WITH HIM.
UNF
THESE TWO ARE SO HOT AND IRRESISTIBLE, LOOK AT THOSE SEXY WINKS RIGHT THERE 8D
JUN LOOKS LIKE NAGASE HERE WTF.
THEIR LEGS ALSKDJF
AND JUN'S GAZE ALKSJDF
I bet he still has a crush on the old man
oh jun, you are so kalsjdf in this picture
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE, BUT I LIKE IT.
AND SO DO THEY.
NINO'S HERE TO CRASH THE PARTY AND GET SOME LOVIN' FROM THAT HOT PIECE OF ASS CALLED SHO.
THEY OBVIOUSLY SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AND COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK IF THEY WERE CAUGHT ON CAMERA HOLDING HANDS
THEY LOVE BEING PUBLIC
VERY PUBLIC
SHO LIKES MAID!NINO VERY MUCH.
BUT NINO IS A FLIRTY BASTARD AND GOES BACK TO HIS HUBBY, OH-CHAN.
OHNO KNOWS RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
IN THE END HE GIVES IN.
AND HE GETS RAPED BY NINO,
AND GETS UNDRESSED IN NATIONAL TELEVISION,
AND HE ALSO GETS KISSED.
SO, THEY GET MARRIED AND FORM OHMIYA SK
OHMIYA WITH CANNONS.
IS LIKE THE FLYING SHARKS WITH LASERS FROM AUSTRALIA
BUT WITH MORE GAY.
LOTS OF GAY
IN GIF FORM. YOUR WELCOME. (stolen from the koreans, payback's a bitch >D)
AIBA FLIRTS WITH OHNO IN FRONT OF NINO.
AIBA KNOWS THIS IS VERY DANGER, BUT HE DOESN'T CARE
BECAUSE HE NOTICED THAT EVERY TIME OHNO AND NINO SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER NINO HAS A LIMP ALL WEEK LONG.
AIBA IS A CURIOUS MAN, AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY NINO IS LIMPING LIKE THAT AND MAKING THOSE FACES AT LEADER.
MAYBE OHNO KICKED HIM REPEATEDLY? AND NOW NINO WANTS TO KILL HIM?
MAYBE OHNO IS USING HIS HIPS IN WAYS THEY SHOULDN'T BE USED FOR?
HYPOTHESIS: OHNO IS NOT AVERAGE.
CONCLUSION: OHNO IS NOT AVERAGE, NO REGRETS, BUT AIBA HAS A LIMP NOW.
NINO NOTICED THE LIMP, HE GOES TO JUN FOR SOME SORT OF COMFORT
BUT HE DIDN'T KNEW JUN WOULD BE SO DEMANDING
OR THAT JUN WOULD TRY TO RAPE HIM ON STAGE
NINO IS SCARED. HE LIKED IT.
AIBA WANTS TO EXPERIENCE THE MATSUMOTO, TOO.
HE STARTS FLIRTING WITH HIM IN A SUBTLE, AIBA, WAY.
AND THEY DO IT.
AIBA IS SCARRED FOR LIFE.
JUS IS TIRED OF THEM BITCHES WHO CAN'T TAKE THEIR DIVANESS SERIOUSLY.
THUS, HE TURNS TO LEADER, THE MOST PATIENT OF THEM AND GETS COMFORT FROM HIM.
JUN IS STUCK LIKE A PUPPY TO HIS MASTER, AND HE THINKS HE JUST MIGHT HAVE FOUND LOVE.
NOT THE KIND OF LOVE HE HAS FOR HIS HUGE RINGS
OR HIS DESIGNER BAGS
NOT THE KIND OF LOVE HE HAS FOR HIS REALLY EXPENSIVE BOOTS
OR HIS MICHAEL JACKSON SIGNED JEANS
NO, IS NOT THAT KIND OF LOVE.
HE, TOO, DISCOVERED OHNO IS NOT AVERAGE.
NINO WANTS TO HAVE A "TALK" WITH AIBA
HE TELLS HIM THAT SINCE THEY ARE HOT AND YOUNG, THEY SHOULD HOOK UP AND BE HOT AND YOUNG TOGETHER.
AIBA AGREES.
AND NOW, THEY ARE IN LOVE.
AND HAVE EYESEX.
TSCH. BITCH PLZ.
THE SANEST ONES IN ARASHI, YAMA PAIR, ARE IN CHARGE.
BUT ARE THEY REALLY THE SANEST ONES?
OR IS IT ALL A FACADE TO KEEP THE KAZE TRIO UNDER CONTROL?
OHNO WEARS TRENDY GLASSES
SHO RAPES OHNO
SOMETIMES, OHNO LETS SHO TOP
BUT JUST SOMETIMES
THE REST OF THE TIME HE'S ALL "COME HERE BITCH"
AND SHO OBEYS.
BECAUSE HE TOO DISCOVERED IT:
OHNO IS NOT AVERAGE.
somehow this turned into a tragic soap opera about Ohno's dick.
SAVE ME D:
OHNO IS NOT AVERAGE, THE SEQUEL: BATTLE OF THE MAIDS
CONTESTANT NUMBER 1: NINOMIYA KAZUKO
CONTESTANT NUMBER 2: OHNO SATOKO
CONTESTANT NUMBER 3: SAKURAI SHOKO
JUDGES:
these two.
WHO WILL BE THE MAID NUMBAH ONE?
YOU DECIDE.
CALL 1-800-ARASHI-IS-TOO-GAY-FOR-ME
/dies.