1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? wtf, no. 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club? only on michelle, and only to freak her out. (no) 3. What's the largest age difference between yourself someone you've dated? 9 yrs...wait, what do u mean by date? 4. Have you ever dated someone you met online? uh...no, never...not michelle at all. 5. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert? no 6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker? have I ever had a job would be a better question 7. If so, how did that turn out? see above 8. Ever been involved in a hit & run? well I tapped Tracy's ass and ran off 9. Were you popular in high school? not even a little 10. Have you ever been on a blind date? no, care to set me up on one? 11. Are looks important? ja, but they aren't all there is 12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 15 years or more? yep 13. By what age would you like to be married? fuck marriage, fuck it in the butthole without lube 14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them? not really 15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex? yes, on an altar, blood was everywhere...you know how strongly I support opposite sex relationships y'all 16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date? and it made me sick 17. Ever mess around with a married person? nope 18. Are you a good tipper? mostly 19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut? $14 21. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? I'm the TA Bandit, nuff said. 22. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby? not really 23. Have you ever had crispy bangs? alas, yes...thankfully no pictures were ever taken 24. What was the worst style of the 80's? pit stubble 25. Have you ever peed in public? uhhh, only on accident when I was little
wtf, no.
2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?
only on michelle, and only to freak her out. (no)
3. What's the largest age difference between yourself someone you've dated?
9 yrs...wait, what do u mean by date?
4. Have you ever dated someone you met online?
uh...no, never...not michelle at all.
5. Have you ever smoked pot at a concert?
no
6. Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
have I ever had a job would be a better question
7. If so, how did that turn out?
see above
8. Ever been involved in a hit & run?
well I tapped Tracy's ass and ran off
9. Were you popular in high school?
not even a little
10. Have you ever been on a blind date?
no, care to set me up on one?
11. Are looks important?
ja, but they aren't all there is
12. Do you have any friends that you've known for 15 years or more?
yep
13. By what age would you like to be married?
fuck marriage, fuck it in the butthole without lube
14. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
not really
15. Have you ever sacrificed yourself so your friend can get in good with a person of the opposite sex?
yes, on an altar, blood was everywhere...you know how strongly I support opposite sex relationships y'all
16. Have you ever drank milk that was past the expiration date?
and it made me sick
17. Ever mess around with a married person?
nope
18. Are you a good tipper?
mostly
19. What's the most you have spent for a haircut?
$14
21. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I'm the TA Bandit, nuff said.
22. Do you know all the words to the first verse of Ice ice Baby?
not really
23. Have you ever had crispy bangs?
alas, yes...thankfully no pictures were ever taken
24. What was the worst style of the 80's?
pit stubble
25. Have you ever peed in public?
uhhh, only on accident when I was little
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