Feb 09, 2006 11:10
okay so apart from d fact dat i has been in d hospital for coupla days with me old stomach problems i was seen passed out naked on my shared houselhold couch after saturday nights drinkin with no doona nor nothin. jack walked passed me and didnt say anything...amazing
so if the morphine hasnt made me coo coo clock den it dont matter cos i already was before.
still feel groos but the reason i left d hospital is because i got put into a new ward where they admitted a huge toad woman who kept vomiting all over herself/ it sounded like gargle gargel googsjkflk; and then would look over and there she/he was with vomm all over itself and just crying out AYE AYE NO ES GU BIKKJ and the nurses were like can you speak english and it was like 'YES i want water' and they were like no you cant have water because you will just spew it up and then she would demand it and then be like GARGEL GEARGLE GEEBNMN and have spew down her front again.
i also had a radioactive test where fluid was put into me and i swear that i had wet ma pants but then when the lady came over to ge me she was like "how weird is it" and i was like "what?" and she was like "that it gives you that wetting your pants feeling" and i was like PHEWWWWWW. and kind of disappointed at tha same time.
but i did have ta go to the toili a lot because i had a drip stickin out of me elbow pumpin me with fluids. it was fargny.
p.s havent had a ciggi/riggi for agggggesssssss
now its just one big comedown from the hundred litres of morphine i was given in ma buttocks
and i tell ya it aint pretty
but thankx to everyone who came to visi me was very nice of ya'll