Succumbing to the aura

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Today, i submitted to the massive powerhouse that is livejournal. I am aware that one day it will take over the world, but when it does I will be a member. I think of myself as Italian in a way, right as I see the sides tilting, I jump to the other side. In any case, this live journal business can be reasonably cool, because I have the potential to reach many more people this way and it can be used as an update on my life and events etc.

Before I begin writing, I am going to put the contents of my profile here as my first entry.

There are three types of girls at UT. There is 'ho', there is 'ho ho' and there is 'ho ho ho' and there are no exceptions.
-Jeff Martinez

You're such a beautiful freak
I wish there were more just like you
You're not like all of the others
and that is why i love you...
-Eels

Matrices are like sex. You put you in one , you put the other person in one and you get a new one with like double you.
-Asif Khokhar

Klaus Bitchteller is Mohammad's math proffesssor and he wears this full sleeve shirt and tucks it into his really short shorts so it sticks out of his navy blue shorts. Also, he only owns one pair of shorts.
-Asif Khokhar

if theres somethin sweeter than a seventh level druid then i dont know what it is

General, I am the future
-Kane

What would clint do?

Bust a cap in someone's ass.
-Asif Khokhar

Indeed my good man, what an enlightened fucking answer! You are a genius! Anyway, that is all for today.