My Admirer is THE COOLETS BITCH EVERRRR!!!...edit: DUMBEST*

Oct 07, 2005 00:38

ok i really- this is just too funny
so i posted:
"to my secret admirer
so do you just come here everyday and hope that i post public?
your obviously threatened
and i'm honestly flattered
thanks for making my day"
and she replies:
"yes as a matter of fact I do, and I'm not threatened by you. No, not even a bit. Get over yourself you ugly bitch. By the way, your ex is such a great fuck."

so she openly admitts to owning no life and fulfilling the lack of excitement in her life by reading whatever i post public.
man, she sounds like loads of fun.
not only is she fun, she's tough. she's not threatened by me even a bit! her obsessive-cumpulsive stalking habits and complete avoidance of admitting her identity doesn't mean a thing.
wait, she's cooler still. on top of being fun and tough, she's witty.
who else would think of such a hardcore burn as "ugly bitch"...i know it sounds all junior high, but i'm sure those words have more profound meaning.
lastly, and guys keep your eyes open: she's fun, she's tough, she's witty, and she's a whore.
am i supposed to be jealous cuz i don't "fuck" everyone that wants to get between my legs?
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