(no subject)
Poetrization shall commense...
NOW!
(but should I eat this cow?)
the world outside seems fake
1:50 PM
to a cow whose bred for steak
McDonalds on the rise
there
*there's monkeys in my eyes!
but let's not eat their brains
like Mrs. Peacock, who is insanse
you know it
*you know it's her favorite dish
(though better served with fish)
but back to our original subjectarian
should I become a vegitarian?
or eat a librarian?
the choice is quite clear
let's go have a beer
1:55 PM
we'll save the cows
and go play mow
have you ever played "mow"?
it's quite confucifying
it needs a crucifying
but I can't speak of such matters
for I am a Jewish batter
haha... I suck at sports
now, if I only knew the meaning of the word "cohorts"
then I could sound smart like a little pup
hey! let's look it up!
cohorts: a group or band of people
I'll go jump off a steeple
2:00 PM
sorry, the whole christian thing again
Temples are your friend!
when your friend's name is ben
oh, go eat a hen
*gasp* now an idea sparks!
oh hark! oh hark!
I am quite hungry now
I think I'll eat that cow
2:05 PM
(and now for a more romantic side...
oh, cow, you have such a beautiful hide)
let not our love go to waste
i'll pie you in the face
and then you'll pie me too
and it will be so sexy
ok... that didn't rhyme
but what else matters if your cow knows mime?!
2:10 PM
then she can jump to the left and then to the right
and touch her hip and bend her knees in tight
and try to get out of that damn box with all her might!
2:25 PM
silly, she must realize
the box is only in her eyes
2:40 PM
i'd tell her to stick it in her throat
but she is no goat
why eat a cow for meat?
when milkshakes are such a better treat!
*sings!*
"shake that thing.. shake... shake-a-shake-a... shake that thing... shake..."
*chakes cow like in commercial*
*music fades*
el fin
3:45 PM
OOH!
one thing I forgot: I'm seeing a show tonight so I don't know if I'll be back by 9
3:55 PM
but I'll get on as soon as I get back homer
*home
than together we can roam
and eat foam
... yeah bye
NOW!
(but should I eat this cow?)
the world outside seems fake
1:50 PM
to a cow whose bred for steak
McDonalds on the rise
there
*there's monkeys in my eyes!
but let's not eat their brains
like Mrs. Peacock, who is insanse
you know it
*you know it's her favorite dish
(though better served with fish)
but back to our original subjectarian
should I become a vegitarian?
or eat a librarian?
the choice is quite clear
let's go have a beer
1:55 PM
we'll save the cows
and go play mow
have you ever played "mow"?
it's quite confucifying
it needs a crucifying
but I can't speak of such matters
for I am a Jewish batter
haha... I suck at sports
now, if I only knew the meaning of the word "cohorts"
then I could sound smart like a little pup
hey! let's look it up!
cohorts: a group or band of people
I'll go jump off a steeple
2:00 PM
sorry, the whole christian thing again
Temples are your friend!
when your friend's name is ben
oh, go eat a hen
*gasp* now an idea sparks!
oh hark! oh hark!
I am quite hungry now
I think I'll eat that cow
2:05 PM
(and now for a more romantic side...
oh, cow, you have such a beautiful hide)
let not our love go to waste
i'll pie you in the face
and then you'll pie me too
and it will be so sexy
ok... that didn't rhyme
but what else matters if your cow knows mime?!
2:10 PM
then she can jump to the left and then to the right
and touch her hip and bend her knees in tight
and try to get out of that damn box with all her might!
2:25 PM
silly, she must realize
the box is only in her eyes
2:40 PM
i'd tell her to stick it in her throat
but she is no goat
why eat a cow for meat?
when milkshakes are such a better treat!
*sings!*
"shake that thing.. shake... shake-a-shake-a... shake that thing... shake..."
*chakes cow like in commercial*
*music fades*
el fin
3:45 PM
OOH!
one thing I forgot: I'm seeing a show tonight so I don't know if I'll be back by 9
3:55 PM
but I'll get on as soon as I get back homer
*home
than together we can roam
and eat foam
... yeah bye