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Now Mr Craven hasn't been very happy lately because a nasty man called Dick has been fighting in his journal and being mean to all his friends so I have been having to give him lots of nice Tea Tree footbaths and make lots of nice dinners. He also requests I dance around in my hotpants, so I have been happy to oblige. Mr Craven is a good employer. He lets me have Wednesdays off and if I give him massages, he lets me bring my friends back to the house and spend the night.