Logic can be found that way --------------------------------->
The Boss: Build this solution.
Me: All I have is this shitty PC
The Boss: It is worth the effort
Me: It will take 4 weeks with this P.O.S. because development made software that takes forever.
The Boss: Use a different computer
Me: I don't have any better ones.
The Boss: Why not?
Me: Because you gave the good ones to the engineers who spend all day typing code that sucks.
The Boss: Unacceptable.
Me: I agree.
The Boss: The solution must be built by Monday.
Me: Then I need a new computer by last Tuesday.
The Boss: I don't care how you do it, just get it done.
Me: I will need to borrow your reality bender for that.
The Boss: I am using it right now.
Me: I know.
*boss walks away, as if the problem was solved*
Me: All I have is this shitty PC
The Boss: It is worth the effort
Me: It will take 4 weeks with this P.O.S. because development made software that takes forever.
The Boss: Use a different computer
Me: I don't have any better ones.
The Boss: Why not?
Me: Because you gave the good ones to the engineers who spend all day typing code that sucks.
The Boss: Unacceptable.
Me: I agree.
The Boss: The solution must be built by Monday.
Me: Then I need a new computer by last Tuesday.
The Boss: I don't care how you do it, just get it done.
Me: I will need to borrow your reality bender for that.
The Boss: I am using it right now.
Me: I know.
*boss walks away, as if the problem was solved*