Did you know you can't park next to fire hydrants?
Scene: brand new 2006 toyota corolla
parked next to a fire hydrant.
-"Alright.... Alright. Sounds good. I'll meet you all there"
*Sarah closes her cell phone and gets into her car. Looks all around. Awesome--no cars. Turns wheel all the way to the left--puts on the gas*
EERRRRRRRRAAAAAAEEEEAK!
-"Oh My... Oh My... Oh My God"
*3 people come running across the street*
-"Are you okay??? Are you okay???!"
-"What did I hit??"
-"The fire hydrant"
*Sarah gets out of the car. Walks around the front--"oh my God." Sarah turns around and walks away. She stands there*
-"Look it's all going to be okay. It's just the front bumper. I'm going to move your car okay?"
-"Sure," she mumbles.
SO...Since I've joined the target cult I've:
-Gotten a ticket w/2 points.
-ipod:broken
-cell phone:broken
-car caught on fire
Got brand new car and
-2 Flat tires within 48 hours
-Broken rim
-Ripped off front bumper
lol
parked next to a fire hydrant.
-"Alright.... Alright. Sounds good. I'll meet you all there"
*Sarah closes her cell phone and gets into her car. Looks all around. Awesome--no cars. Turns wheel all the way to the left--puts on the gas*
EERRRRRRRRAAAAAAEEEEAK!
-"Oh My... Oh My... Oh My God"
*3 people come running across the street*
-"Are you okay??? Are you okay???!"
-"What did I hit??"
-"The fire hydrant"
*Sarah gets out of the car. Walks around the front--"oh my God." Sarah turns around and walks away. She stands there*
-"Look it's all going to be okay. It's just the front bumper. I'm going to move your car okay?"
-"Sure," she mumbles.
SO...Since I've joined the target cult I've:
-Gotten a ticket w/2 points.
-ipod:broken
-cell phone:broken
-car caught on fire
Got brand new car and
-2 Flat tires within 48 hours
-Broken rim
-Ripped off front bumper
lol