Why Astaroth is better than Talim
1. He has a giant ax, that is awesome
2. He wears his heart on the outside
3. He wears an iron thong
4. Bald is beautiful
5. He is not a little girl
6. He does not talk about wind all the time
7. He is not a tool for a tribe
8. He has the best before battle lines, like "execute" or "mash"
9. He makes Maxi his bitch
10. He does not look like a school girl
11. His silly weapon is much better
12. He gets invited to all the parties, because he is of drinking age
13. He is not whiny
14. He has relations with Taki, Talim cannot date because her daddy said so
15. He works for a god
16. His fight stage is cooler
17. The other SCII characters like him better
18. He was in the first two games
19. He will be in the sequel
20. He will be staring in an upcoming movie
21. He can do 50% damage in one move
22. He wrote a best seller which was number 1 for 9 weeks
23. Talim gets bad grades in school
24. He has cooler moves
25. He can break dance
26. He gives aid to the poor and needy
27. Talim beats up old people and puppies
28. Talim eats babies
29. Talim is a highschool dropout, Astaroth has two degrees in neuroscience and English from Harvard
30. Final reason Astaroth for president in 08, Talim for biggest loser in 08
These are all valid and truthful reasons why Astaroth is much better than Talim. None of these were falsified or embellished in the slightest.
2. He wears his heart on the outside
3. He wears an iron thong
4. Bald is beautiful
5. He is not a little girl
6. He does not talk about wind all the time
7. He is not a tool for a tribe
8. He has the best before battle lines, like "execute" or "mash"
9. He makes Maxi his bitch
10. He does not look like a school girl
11. His silly weapon is much better
12. He gets invited to all the parties, because he is of drinking age
13. He is not whiny
14. He has relations with Taki, Talim cannot date because her daddy said so
15. He works for a god
16. His fight stage is cooler
17. The other SCII characters like him better
18. He was in the first two games
19. He will be in the sequel
20. He will be staring in an upcoming movie
21. He can do 50% damage in one move
22. He wrote a best seller which was number 1 for 9 weeks
23. Talim gets bad grades in school
24. He has cooler moves
25. He can break dance
26. He gives aid to the poor and needy
27. Talim beats up old people and puppies
28. Talim eats babies
29. Talim is a highschool dropout, Astaroth has two degrees in neuroscience and English from Harvard
30. Final reason Astaroth for president in 08, Talim for biggest loser in 08
These are all valid and truthful reasons why Astaroth is much better than Talim. None of these were falsified or embellished in the slightest.