Possible Sketch Idea
I decided to try writing a sketch, so here goes. Do you know those raunchy radio DJs that always try to push the envelope? Howard Stern, Those muses on the Playboy radio Station, Mancow, and so on. Well, just the other day I was listening to satellite radio and I heard a bit on the Playboy radio station about guys sending in pictures of their penises to the show. After contemplating the utter lack of self respect/gag reflex necessary to host a show like this I began to wonder what it would be like to be the guy that came on AFTER those shows. The guy that gets penis pictures sent to his radio show on accident from time to time and, being a heterosexual, has no interest in seeing one other man's penis let alone hundreds a day. He always clarifies this fact to his audience who seem oblivious to the difference between "World News Today" and "Playboy Bunny's Naughty Playpen" but the point never seems to set in. He even changed his name to the after-dick-picture DJ but it doesn't help. Just hearing this guy's frustration would be the bulk of the sketch with an ending of either him walking out of the station or or dieing from a heart attack and having his obituary read his name incorrectly while his confused fans place their penis pictures in his open casket. I really need to put more work into the ending, but the sketch itself was almost too easy to write.