the truth about girls
The Truth About Girls
- midol is like crack. end of story.
- we love ben & jerrys more than you.
- we will never be too old for sleepovers.
- gossip isnt a sin. its an art.
- we arent ashamed to cry.
- we must go to the bathroom in groups
- we have this thing called feelings. dont hurt them.
- theres no point in having an ex if you cant be a bitch to him.
- hoes over bros. no questions asked.
-we dont wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- sometimes is just never quite enough.
- we need girls nights OFTEN.
- we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us
that hurt.
- it doesnt matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us. not because were not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
- makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.<--- cucumber slices make the swelling and puffiness from crying and such go down
- no guy wants to marry a whore. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just don`t do it. <-- that ones way true...
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or butt. when
youre not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W.
girls if you agree repost this for the guys to read<3
- midol is like crack. end of story.
- we love ben & jerrys more than you.
- we will never be too old for sleepovers.
- gossip isnt a sin. its an art.
- we arent ashamed to cry.
- we must go to the bathroom in groups
- we have this thing called feelings. dont hurt them.
- theres no point in having an ex if you cant be a bitch to him.
- hoes over bros. no questions asked.
-we dont wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- sometimes is just never quite enough.
- we need girls nights OFTEN.
- we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us
that hurt.
- it doesnt matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us. not because were not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
- makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.<--- cucumber slices make the swelling and puffiness from crying and such go down
- no guy wants to marry a whore. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just don`t do it. <-- that ones way true...
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or butt. when
youre not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W.
girls if you agree repost this for the guys to read<3