YoU kNoW yOuR'e FrOm MaRtIn CoUnTy WhEn...
You thought everyone took their boats to the sandbar on the weekend
Students drive nicer cars to school than the teachers
You use the term "stoked" atleast once a day
You have atleast one friend with a mercedes
When you go to a real city, you feel sincerely bad for all the homeless people you see
You own real oakleys
You get drunk just about every weekend
You've never taken public transportation
You're under the impression that the subway is where you buy sandwiches
Atleast one of your friends dads is a lawyer
Your house would cost half as much in any other state
Half your friends are from another town b/c yours is so small
You own rainbow flip flops
Atleast one of your friends has a sick house right on the water
You didnt know there was any other BBQ restaraunt besides Sonny's
You dont worry about hurricanes b/c you can fly off in your family's private jet
April 20th is about as big as Christmas day
You've been to atleast one party where you knew the cops who broke it up
You ate Anna's atleast once a week your senior year of high school
You know more than 50 slang terms for marijuana
You religiously watch The OC and/or Laguna Beach
You dont buy your friend a CD for their bday...you buy them an iPOD
You know enough about alcohol to become a certified bartender at the age of 16
Your girlfriend asks for tiffanys jewelry for your one week anniversary
You have atleast one emo friend
Cheap gas is $2.50
You didnt know some people actually mow their own lawns
You are from Martin County & understand these jokes...
Students drive nicer cars to school than the teachers
You use the term "stoked" atleast once a day
You have atleast one friend with a mercedes
When you go to a real city, you feel sincerely bad for all the homeless people you see
You own real oakleys
You get drunk just about every weekend
You've never taken public transportation
You're under the impression that the subway is where you buy sandwiches
Atleast one of your friends dads is a lawyer
Your house would cost half as much in any other state
Half your friends are from another town b/c yours is so small
You own rainbow flip flops
Atleast one of your friends has a sick house right on the water
You didnt know there was any other BBQ restaraunt besides Sonny's
You dont worry about hurricanes b/c you can fly off in your family's private jet
April 20th is about as big as Christmas day
You've been to atleast one party where you knew the cops who broke it up
You ate Anna's atleast once a week your senior year of high school
You know more than 50 slang terms for marijuana
You religiously watch The OC and/or Laguna Beach
You dont buy your friend a CD for their bday...you buy them an iPOD
You know enough about alcohol to become a certified bartender at the age of 16
Your girlfriend asks for tiffanys jewelry for your one week anniversary
You have atleast one emo friend
Cheap gas is $2.50
You didnt know some people actually mow their own lawns
You are from Martin County & understand these jokes...