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[crashndash]

Ponta.

Mirrors suck and whose perverse idea is this anyway?

But.

PONTA.

Both the Play and the English essay are stupid. You want an Essay in English, aniki? Here you go:

Comments

Screened to Ryoma

[madamadaorange]

You are... frighteningly observant sometimes, Chibisuke.

From a teacher's point of view... the language of your essay is otherwise damn nigh perfect, but I'm afraid you'll lose some points for the profanities. Even though I quite agree with you that our family is quite "fucked up", this is not the kind of language I can accept in a school assignment, sorry.

You know, since you're so smart and everything... could you give your dear sensei a bit of advice? I mean, it's kind of funny. I have this little brother, cute under all that snark I'm sure, but basically all I know about him is that he nowadays beats me in tennis and gets to eat things I'm allergic to. But the thing is, I really want to know more about him... because, well, he is my brother, in the end. Now how can I learn more about him? I'm asking you just because your essay was so observant and insightful, see.

Screened to Ryoga

[crashndash]

Just because I don't talk much doesn't mean I don't think.

Heh. I guessed you'd strike down on the 'profanities'. So what, you gonna have me rewrite it, or just smack a big fat zero on it?

A good way to get to know him is to play tennis with him and then buy him food and lots of Ponta. It worked for Momoshiro Takeshi, so it's probably gonna work for you too. I think your brother talks a lot better if he has food and Ponta and maybe his cat with him. Just a thought. Oh, and he Loves karaoke!!

Re: Screened to Ryoga

[madamadaorange]

Never said so, did I?

Then why write them? I'm not going to fail you, but I also can't just ignore the swearing... You can pick either rewriting it or receiving a lower grade. No failing, though, I'm not that strict.

Ponta? You mean you aren't already sick of it, what with the smell? It's impossible to get rid of nowadays... But if you think that'll work, well, I guess you would know. Though I doubt I can help with the Karupin issue as other kids may be allergic unless you think you could make sure nobody finds out, tennis and food and Ponta, got it.

Screened to Ryoga

[crashndash]

Fine, I'll rewrite.

I can never get sick of it. >:|

I've already made sure of that. And if you rat on me I'll kill you. Good.

[gogo_up]

The play is kind of weird. What part do you have, Echizen-san?

[crashndash]

I'm Tybalt. Are you even in it? I think you should have been casted for at least one of the Julia's. Tachibana could have been the other. Jeez...

[gogo_up]

Ore-sama is Lady Capulet, heh.

[crashndash]

... Wow.

[nanjarahoihoi]

Ochibi! What part do you have, anyway?

[crashndash]

Tybalt.