Oct 18, 2003 19:33
"Where have you been?"
"I've been on a journey."
"What, like to find something?"
"Yes. I needed to find myself."
"You needed to find yourself?"
"Yes."
"So how did that go?"
"Well, have you ever done yoga?"
"umm . . . no."
"Good. Because it's nothing like yoga."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Finding myself."
"So why did you bring up yoga?"
"I thought you'd understand."
"Okay, maybe we should start this conversation over."
"Dude, don't mess with my chi."
"Your 'chi?' Man, I think if you did 'find' yourself, you should lose it again."
"Lose myself? Like, in the music, the moment, I own it, I better-"
"Dude, stop that."
"You have no sense of humor."
"I suppose if I found myself I'd have one."
"Now that's just being mean."
"I'm going home."