please do not read this if you have virgin eyes...
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? WHO THE FUCK RE-FUCKING-SCHEDULED FUCKING KELLY CLARKSON ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!? HOW THE FUCK DOES MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY GET FUCKING MESSED UP FUCKING 2 YEARS IN A FUCKING ROW? FIRST NO FUCKING PARTY (15) THEN FUCKING IVAN (16) AND NOW FUCKING KELLY CLARKSON!?!? WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE FUCKING IS?!?! ughh... this fucking sucks.
if you are going, you better give me a damn good plate of cookies or brownies to make up for it. bitches. grrr.
sorry if i offended anyone. i still love you all, but not kelly clarkson....