fun survey.
Go to urban dictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you...then tag 10 of your friends so they can do it, too.
Possibly not the cleanest site ever created, you have been forewarned!
FUNNY STUFF
1) Your name?
Caitlin
A girl often so amazing that no boy will ever deserve her. She is often red-headed and dancing in the halls, in addition to being beautiful inside and out.
2) Your age?
21
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3) One of your friends?
Brittany
The nicest sweetes person you will ever meet
She is always there for you.
4) What should you be doing?
Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Color:
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Hometown:
Islip
Islip is a cute, small south shore town in suffolk county LI. It is by far the best of all the Islips, and according to cnn.com it is the safest town in the country.
This town is hated by most of the kids who live there..but once they leave most realize how much they actually love their home town. Even though it is surrounded by the ghetto (CI) and the snotty rich kids from EI it is full of down to earth people-where almost everyone knows eachother-and is a great place to live!
Islip is steps away from the water, and we have main street..it may be small but it has everything you could possibly need-except for good ol' Movies On Main Street (RIP M.O.M.S.) Main Street attracts kids from surrounding towns..who are clearly jealous they don't live in plain Islip. We may insist that we hate it but who wouldn't want to go to a High School where security rides around on golf carts? no matter who your friends are everyone agrees that their favorite day is 4-20,we love our football team even tho it sux, most people wear flip flops year round, you can easily cut school to go to the beach, there are more geese than students and Sitting in class in the H.S. you can hear the peacocks nextdoor or see the dogs chasing the geese away.
So those of you who don't live here be jealous that you don't live in this awesome little beach town. And those of you who do live here- whether you went to Sherwood or Commack, if you're rich or not so rich be happy because you live in Islip-theres not many places like it out there!
7) Month of Your Birthday:
October
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone
Danielle
she's attractive and full of life. loves to laugh and have a good times. also loves to party and smoke weed until the break of dawn. shes a keeper. anyone would be lucky to get with her
9) Favorite Sport:
Baseball
What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.
10) Your last name:
Miller
1. To be short.
2. To suffer from Napoleon Complex.
3. To have no control over one's self when intoxicated.
11) Your Middle Name:
Anne
A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Anne, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
12) Favorite Food:
Eggroll
An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.
13) Type of Car:
No car, dick.
14) Favorite Drink
Long Island Iced Tea
What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.
16) Name of another friend:
Fergo
To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.
17) Name of significant other:
Billy
a cute guy who is nice to his girlfriend and makes her laugh alot a billy is someone you either want to marry or have a long nice relationship. A billy is someone who might get his fealing hurts easily if you flirt with a nother girl he can be jelouse at times but in the end he still loves you but hes stupid you feal confident (brain wise) around him
18) Name of opposite sex:
Nick
a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time
19) Something special to you:
Love
An inexplainable yet incredibly strong feeling for someone...Most people use the word "love" to get into someone else's pants. Love is overused in today's world, people say they love someone because of the way they look or their body. That isn't love. Love is when you can't do anything without thinking about that person, you always want to be with them. It's not that you want to have sex with them, you just want to spend time with them and you just want to hold them and never let go. Love can be fooling, you can think you're in love and it can lead to the most horrible feeling in the world. Also you can wait so long for someone, loving them, and waiting for them to love you back, but they don't return it for a long time and you spend years thinking and thinking and it tears you up inside but when that person realizes that they love you back it's miraculous. Love is a very strong word, don't overuse it.
Possibly not the cleanest site ever created, you have been forewarned!
FUNNY STUFF
1) Your name?
Caitlin
A girl often so amazing that no boy will ever deserve her. She is often red-headed and dancing in the halls, in addition to being beautiful inside and out.
2) Your age?
21
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."
3) One of your friends?
Brittany
The nicest sweetes person you will ever meet
She is always there for you.
4) What should you be doing?
Cleaning
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
5) Favorite Color:
Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Hometown:
Islip
Islip is a cute, small south shore town in suffolk county LI. It is by far the best of all the Islips, and according to cnn.com it is the safest town in the country.
This town is hated by most of the kids who live there..but once they leave most realize how much they actually love their home town. Even though it is surrounded by the ghetto (CI) and the snotty rich kids from EI it is full of down to earth people-where almost everyone knows eachother-and is a great place to live!
Islip is steps away from the water, and we have main street..it may be small but it has everything you could possibly need-except for good ol' Movies On Main Street (RIP M.O.M.S.) Main Street attracts kids from surrounding towns..who are clearly jealous they don't live in plain Islip. We may insist that we hate it but who wouldn't want to go to a High School where security rides around on golf carts? no matter who your friends are everyone agrees that their favorite day is 4-20,we love our football team even tho it sux, most people wear flip flops year round, you can easily cut school to go to the beach, there are more geese than students and Sitting in class in the H.S. you can hear the peacocks nextdoor or see the dogs chasing the geese away.
So those of you who don't live here be jealous that you don't live in this awesome little beach town. And those of you who do live here- whether you went to Sherwood or Commack, if you're rich or not so rich be happy because you live in Islip-theres not many places like it out there!
7) Month of Your Birthday:
October
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone
Danielle
she's attractive and full of life. loves to laugh and have a good times. also loves to party and smoke weed until the break of dawn. shes a keeper. anyone would be lucky to get with her
9) Favorite Sport:
Baseball
What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.
10) Your last name:
Miller
1. To be short.
2. To suffer from Napoleon Complex.
3. To have no control over one's self when intoxicated.
11) Your Middle Name:
Anne
A tall young lady with hair that changes color on a regular basis. Whenever she sees something slightly amusing, she bursts into convulsions of laughter that involve her shaking like she's about to explode, stamping her feet on the floor and pointing to the thing that she finds so hilarious. You can find Ann in her natural habitat, where she will be in a booth usually surrounded by people. You can pick her out of the crowd with her signature catchphrase "fuck my life". But when you get too close you are in danger of her throwing things such as World History textbooks at you or using umbrellas to forcefully hit you in various uncomfortable places, although most times she will simply sprawl across you and decide that moving would simply take too much work. The Anne, though, is a very kind and loving creature, with an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure, and most who meet her love her to death, and I am no exception.
12) Favorite Food:
Eggroll
An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.
13) Type of Car:
No car, dick.
14) Favorite Drink
Long Island Iced Tea
What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.
16) Name of another friend:
Fergo
To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.
17) Name of significant other:
Billy
a cute guy who is nice to his girlfriend and makes her laugh alot a billy is someone you either want to marry or have a long nice relationship. A billy is someone who might get his fealing hurts easily if you flirt with a nother girl he can be jelouse at times but in the end he still loves you but hes stupid you feal confident (brain wise) around him
18) Name of opposite sex:
Nick
a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time
19) Something special to you:
Love
An inexplainable yet incredibly strong feeling for someone...Most people use the word "love" to get into someone else's pants. Love is overused in today's world, people say they love someone because of the way they look or their body. That isn't love. Love is when you can't do anything without thinking about that person, you always want to be with them. It's not that you want to have sex with them, you just want to spend time with them and you just want to hold them and never let go. Love can be fooling, you can think you're in love and it can lead to the most horrible feeling in the world. Also you can wait so long for someone, loving them, and waiting for them to love you back, but they don't return it for a long time and you spend years thinking and thinking and it tears you up inside but when that person realizes that they love you back it's miraculous. Love is a very strong word, don't overuse it.