We live in a wheel where everyone steals and when we rise its like strawberry fields...
Dear Mr. Foreign guy that works at the coffee place near the liquor store:
THANK YOU JESUS. For greeting me and whoever may be in my passenger seat with smiles and tasty caffeine in the morning, without fail. But you really, REALLY have to get rid of those cookies on the counter that have been open there for about a week now and stop offering them to people for free. stale cookies are not good,whether or not they're free.
Dear dentist:
FUCK YOU.
And I hate the monkey-and-kitten poster that says 'Trust Me'.
To tell you the truth, that's kinda sick. If I were a younger kid, that would scare the shit outta me. That kitten doesn't look happy at ALL.
P.S: YES I go to parties AND have sex with my boyfriend AND drink beer.
dear me first and the gimme gimmes:
I'm glad you covered 'La Bamba'
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defy the element of superstition.
and make your own senior privileges.
don't let your cat get stuck in the same room with your weed plants, it's a bitch.
baked, not fried please.
THANK YOU JESUS. For greeting me and whoever may be in my passenger seat with smiles and tasty caffeine in the morning, without fail. But you really, REALLY have to get rid of those cookies on the counter that have been open there for about a week now and stop offering them to people for free. stale cookies are not good,whether or not they're free.
Dear dentist:
FUCK YOU.
And I hate the monkey-and-kitten poster that says 'Trust Me'.
To tell you the truth, that's kinda sick. If I were a younger kid, that would scare the shit outta me. That kitten doesn't look happy at ALL.
P.S: YES I go to parties AND have sex with my boyfriend AND drink beer.
dear me first and the gimme gimmes:
I'm glad you covered 'La Bamba'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
defy the element of superstition.
and make your own senior privileges.
don't let your cat get stuck in the same room with your weed plants, it's a bitch.
baked, not fried please.