ic box;

[crashdives]

(ic) VOICE MAIL

"Sorry, I can't take your call right now. Leave a message."

+ shits and giggles - zodion only!
+ leave things here - VOICE, TEXT or VIDEO!
+ have fun with this - i'll try to get back to you asap!

Comments

text; backdated to December 02

[concretejungles]

Shizuo-san!

Guess what happened today?(*≧▽≦)

[crashdives]

[ GROSS KISSING STUFF WHERE HE GOT MOLESTED BY WEIRD PINEAPPLE GUYS AND OTHER STUFF LIKE IZAYA HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ]

what

[concretejungles]

[Each line of this is coming in separately, so... it's a barrage of messages.]

I had my first victory against my arch-nemesis! Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

It's a proud day in the life of Kida Masaomi!

I've climbed to new heights!

Victory is mine!

My crusade for freedom has taken a step forward!

I AM A WARRIOR OF JUSTICE! ィ(≧0≦*)ﾉ

[crashdives]

[ oh dear christ his phone just keeps

ringing

and ringing

and ringing

he sits there with all the new messages coming in and he's getting increasingly annoyed, kida, and that's not a good thing. ]

LOOK, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, KEEP IT TO ONE MESSAGE

[concretejungles]

[Oh, fine. :( He'll make a conscious effort not to send a million texts at a time anymore, so this is all in one. But it's no fun that way either GOSH SHIZUO.]

Don't be so grumpy, Shizuo-san!

But if you insist, I'll do my best to keep within the character limit!

[crashdives]

[ he was just going to crumple up the phone so it's only your loss :\ geez!

he has a million things to say about that but he can't be bothered yelling at people through text, that's so time consuming and pointless ]

so what happened?

[concretejungles]

Izaya-san was picking on me, but I beat him in an argument!

I thought you'd appreciate it since only you hate him more than me!

[1/3]

[crashdives]

[ oh .......... ]

[crashdives]

[ admittedly, his first reaction is a surge of annoyance from seeing izaya's name -- aaah, just thinking about that asshole made him angry!! -- but shizuo tears himself away from that thought before he could do something dumb like chucking the phone away or worse, and reads through the rest of the text. the kid sure sounds really excited about this. ]

[crashdives]

[ when his reply comes a while later, it's pretty brief. ]

good job
keep it up

[concretejungles]

[If you could only see his face right now, Shizuo. Between his own sense of accomplishment and Shizuo's praise (however short -- that's just Shizuo-san), he's practically glowing. "Good Job" is enough to validate that, well, he did a good job and it's not just him, so he couldn't really get any happier.

He's also kind of caught between laughing with sheer joy and crying with sheer relief. He's sort of doing both while he responds.]

I will! He's not going to take me down anymore! (￣ー￣）ﾉ

[And then a few moments later...]

Thank you, Shizuo-san

[crashdives]

[ wow what a wuss. YOU'RE A MAN NOW, MEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO CRY. ]

[ but honestly, that surprises him a bit. what did he do? what? ]

what?

[concretejungles]

[HE HAS ISSUES OKAY SHUT UP. THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL FOR HIM.

Also he's not actually going to respond anymore 'cause now he's busy being kind of stupidly Emotional.]

[crashdives]

[ what a girl

JUST WATCH OUT he might randomly pat him on the back and make him faceplant the counter at work or something unfortunate like that ]