i did a chain letter/survey! ROFIKLOWEL! (LA update coming soon)
I posted this in myspace a while ago, but i thought id repost. You should all do it too otherwise you'll die horrible deaths involving small children who are actually mechanical bombs within the next 15 seconds RORLOLOLOL
1. How tall are you? 9’5
2. Do you own a gun? Yes 15
3. Rehab? constantly
4. Have you ever killed an animal? Tons, daily.
5. Are you Irish? hell yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I own a pickup truck!!
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? What the fuck is Christmas?
8. What is your favorite smell? One that isn’t bad
9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Alcohol. A drink called the “wounded soldier” I follow that with about 15 cigarettes and then I hit the woman.
10. Do you do pushups? Who asks these questions - seriously….
12. Have you been shot? Like, today? No. but yesterday.. OH MAN it was like SHOT HEAVEN!
13. Have you ever been hospitalized? No, why would I? I never get shot.
14. Do you like painkillers? That shits for pussys.
15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Roofies, but if I don’t got that a quick punch in the face.
16. Do you own a knife? Yes, its for the hospital maids so they don’t steal my shit.
17. Do you have A.D.D? its ADHD motherfucker
18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Oh GOD yes, im all white trash up in here.
19.Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink: Alcohol, booze, hair of the dog, wounded soldier, and my favorite - budwiser.
20. What's In Your CD Player? Whats a CD Player?
21. What's Under Your Bed? I don’t got an under the bed, my mattress is on the floor. YEEHAW SONOMA COUNTY
22. Current Hair? Hawk that flows into a spectacularly groomed mullet
23. What are you wearing? Yer mom.
24. Current Worry? That shes got the aids
25. Current Love? Not your mom
26. Current Hate? Your mom.
27. Favorite Place To Be? Reno Motherfucker YEAAAH. Hookers be like, 5 bucks up in there
28. Least Favorite Place To Be? Theres a lot of questions pertaining to your mom in here..
29. if You Could Play an Instrument? That’s not a question. Just because you put a question mark at the end of a statement doesn’t make it a question.
30. Favorite Colors? Red, like the blood of the terrorists! Hail BUSH
31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now? This has got to be the worst question ive ever heard. I refuse to dignify that with ANY response other than the current explanation of why I refuse to respond.
32. Where Would You Like To Go? 7-11. Get me a King Cobra
33. Where Do you want to live? 7-11.
34. Favorite food? Trash.
35. Color of most clothes you own? Black - Like my SOUL
36. Number of pillows you sleep with? Heh.. hehheh..
37. What do you wear when you go to sleep? Usually my clothes. I don’t remember when I sleep - it just kinda happens
38. what were you doing 12AM last night? I mighta been gone
39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years? Im gonna own me a HUGE trailer on the west side of the tracks.. get my life together - gonna buy me a Cadillac. One of them purdy ones with the shag rug and the headliner that don’t sag I tell you what.
40. Are you paranoid? No, why? I don’t understand this question - do I have a reason to be? I don’t get it - someone tell me what this is asking of me.
41. First piercing/tattoo? Yes.
42. Last person you yelled at? Officer dickhead behind 7-11… I love 7-11
43. Latest crush? My girlfriend - shes purdy.
44. Last thing you ate? A burrito. MM MM BITCH
45. If you could be a pirate, would you? I am a pirate
46. Do you have an iPod? ____
47. When and why did you last vomit? GEE I wonder if they’re trying to ask me if I DRINK ALCOHOL in this question.. who made this thing up - a 7th grader?
48. What's in your pockets right now? Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
49. what color are your bedroom walls? Well it matters where, because THE LAST PLACE I VOMITED WAS ALL OVER MY BEDROOM WALLS. Sonoma county:1, walls: 0
50. Last thing that made you laugh? ME. I’m the best at everything.
51. Any pets now? No, refer to question #4.
52. Inny or an outty? Youre fired.
53. Do you have any piercings? Tons. They’re all gang related. I also beat children. WHAT!
54. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Dead.
55. Have you ever won any awards? The “I’m not a fucking crayon” award, for not being a douchebag.
56.How many TV's do you have in your house: What the fuck is a TV?
57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches? Them god damned bar fights..
58. Who do you tell your dreams to? I don’t drink!
59. if you could pick one person to make out with who would it be? My girlfriend - she don’t take kindly to me making out with them strangers.
(p.s. when i have the energy im gonna write about my trip down south)
1. How tall are you? 9’5
2. Do you own a gun? Yes 15
3. Rehab? constantly
4. Have you ever killed an animal? Tons, daily.
5. Are you Irish? hell yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I own a pickup truck!!
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? What the fuck is Christmas?
8. What is your favorite smell? One that isn’t bad
9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Alcohol. A drink called the “wounded soldier” I follow that with about 15 cigarettes and then I hit the woman.
10. Do you do pushups? Who asks these questions - seriously….
12. Have you been shot? Like, today? No. but yesterday.. OH MAN it was like SHOT HEAVEN!
13. Have you ever been hospitalized? No, why would I? I never get shot.
14. Do you like painkillers? That shits for pussys.
15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Roofies, but if I don’t got that a quick punch in the face.
16. Do you own a knife? Yes, its for the hospital maids so they don’t steal my shit.
17. Do you have A.D.D? its ADHD motherfucker
18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Oh GOD yes, im all white trash up in here.
19.Name Five Drinks You Regularly Drink: Alcohol, booze, hair of the dog, wounded soldier, and my favorite - budwiser.
20. What's In Your CD Player? Whats a CD Player?
21. What's Under Your Bed? I don’t got an under the bed, my mattress is on the floor. YEEHAW SONOMA COUNTY
22. Current Hair? Hawk that flows into a spectacularly groomed mullet
23. What are you wearing? Yer mom.
24. Current Worry? That shes got the aids
25. Current Love? Not your mom
26. Current Hate? Your mom.
27. Favorite Place To Be? Reno Motherfucker YEAAAH. Hookers be like, 5 bucks up in there
28. Least Favorite Place To Be? Theres a lot of questions pertaining to your mom in here..
29. if You Could Play an Instrument? That’s not a question. Just because you put a question mark at the end of a statement doesn’t make it a question.
30. Favorite Colors? Red, like the blood of the terrorists! Hail BUSH
31. Person(s) From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now? This has got to be the worst question ive ever heard. I refuse to dignify that with ANY response other than the current explanation of why I refuse to respond.
32. Where Would You Like To Go? 7-11. Get me a King Cobra
33. Where Do you want to live? 7-11.
34. Favorite food? Trash.
35. Color of most clothes you own? Black - Like my SOUL
36. Number of pillows you sleep with? Heh.. hehheh..
37. What do you wear when you go to sleep? Usually my clothes. I don’t remember when I sleep - it just kinda happens
38. what were you doing 12AM last night? I mighta been gone
39. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years? Im gonna own me a HUGE trailer on the west side of the tracks.. get my life together - gonna buy me a Cadillac. One of them purdy ones with the shag rug and the headliner that don’t sag I tell you what.
40. Are you paranoid? No, why? I don’t understand this question - do I have a reason to be? I don’t get it - someone tell me what this is asking of me.
41. First piercing/tattoo? Yes.
42. Last person you yelled at? Officer dickhead behind 7-11… I love 7-11
43. Latest crush? My girlfriend - shes purdy.
44. Last thing you ate? A burrito. MM MM BITCH
45. If you could be a pirate, would you? I am a pirate
46. Do you have an iPod? ____
47. When and why did you last vomit? GEE I wonder if they’re trying to ask me if I DRINK ALCOHOL in this question.. who made this thing up - a 7th grader?
48. What's in your pockets right now? Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
49. what color are your bedroom walls? Well it matters where, because THE LAST PLACE I VOMITED WAS ALL OVER MY BEDROOM WALLS. Sonoma county:1, walls: 0
50. Last thing that made you laugh? ME. I’m the best at everything.
51. Any pets now? No, refer to question #4.
52. Inny or an outty? Youre fired.
53. Do you have any piercings? Tons. They’re all gang related. I also beat children. WHAT!
54. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Dead.
55. Have you ever won any awards? The “I’m not a fucking crayon” award, for not being a douchebag.
56.How many TV's do you have in your house: What the fuck is a TV?
57. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches? Them god damned bar fights..
58. Who do you tell your dreams to? I don’t drink!
59. if you could pick one person to make out with who would it be? My girlfriend - she don’t take kindly to me making out with them strangers.
(p.s. when i have the energy im gonna write about my trip down south)