Jul 03, 2005 22:51
cters availible to me!)
hey were you are work today? yea? awesome. how come i didn't see you there.
i was in at 8 too.
where were yoo.
i saw helga the scottish highland ox and a 30 goat mosh pit. you should just come to my work. if i can't bake you ants on a log, i can certainly pummel you to death with the knowledge i've aquired from working outside as the zoo-tram passes. i've told you the polar bear and the striped tigers are the only animals that will instinctively hunt humans if removed from the cage by tornado, the polar bear and big cats are seperated by a 15 foot moat. the moat is filled with a suspended net. not even water. that gives us 1 fall before the carnivores learn that the moats are there to save them in case they fail to jump the gap. i suggested they fill the moats up with 48% water and 2% lane lines and 50% crocodiles. the suspension will protect the public. it will protect the animals. it will be a good garbage disposal. it will find a good home for all those crocs who grew up in the wrong trib'. nevermind, the crocs will probably pop all balls that roll into the water like balls rolling off the playground at st. gregs onto 60th street or oklahoma avenue. but then why are the cattle so protected at the zoo. they are chained aaround the neck and then placed under razorblades hung from old coat hangers. and stored off-exhibit inside an electrical fence. i think the fence is there to keep me from harvesting the cattle on my break, but it's a little unnessary. like all those double lettters in the misspelled words of tomorrow. becuase of all the extensive precautions, the cattle are have become the biggest threat to viewing public. if the power goes out and it rains, what will protect the little children when the electric fencee fails and hte razorblades rust? not me. hell no. im not going out there when the power fails. there are raptors right next door! i'm as dead as . the documentary i watched a couple of days at jonathan's taught me raptors can open doors as long as it opens with not a door knob, but a handle. a handle like the one on the door to my stand. in conclusion, jurassic park II would have been very successful buisness if they would have just learned from their mistakes and had door knobs installed on all doors.
Current Music: i hope picking the housing at uw-madison works just like in harry potter.
Current Mood: since i cant visit you from work.