my dreams are just peachy till a nuclear explosion, meteor, or volcano strikes, ending it abruptly.

[crashbangkapow]

[Error: LiVEJOURNAL™ has an ugly face! Owner must fix it manually. Raw meat above.]

#include
#include
pounce();
main()
{
if(fur=='thick') me=warm;
do
{
pounce();
}while(me!='satisfied');
cout<<"I'm full, let us go take a nap";
}

pounce()
{
for(gah=0;gah<(40*10pow(80));gah++)
{
prey=pounce+camoflauge;
if(prey>1) me=me+prey;
if(me>40*10pow(80)+1) me=satisfied;
}
cout<<"I'm HUNGRY!"<