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Ok so im bored... i was reading random peoples live journals and i found this......
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? - Green day!?
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? - I don't raid the frigde.... raiding the frig is for faggots
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? -um.... that one with jim carey being god....
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? - lipo..... Legs
Do you have a completely irrational fear? - um... spiders? or any kind of bug in excessive amounts (ants) hahaha
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? - I stop talking
Are you a pyromaniac? no... i just light my Cigarettes
Do you have too many love interests? umm... no
Do you know anyone famous? - my dad knows robert plant and Yanni
Describe your bed. - black sheets and leopard print lay and small leopard print pillow with corrset lace... its pretty hot
Who would play you in a movie? - the sexy porn star
Do you know how to play poker? - yes....
What do you carry with you at all times? - my cell phone and cigarettes
What do you miss most about being a kid? - never getting one of those little cars that you can drive around and they go like 5 miles an hour.... fuck my child hood was shitty
What is your beloved's name? Chris
Do you like their given name? i guess? to many middle names tho.... hahaha ;)
Are you happy with your given name? i guess? Devon is a kinda cool name.... for a black guy
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? -umm... if it was enough to make me pay my bills and buy a new car and a new house and alot of other stuff... so it would have to be ove 1,000,000 dollas bro
What color is your bedroom? - BRIGHT ASS PINK FUCKA
What was the last song you were listening to? - The Killers : Somebody told me.... (its my ring tone.... don't ask)
Have you ever been in a play? no.... but ive been in talents shows....
Have you ever been in love? - yes and i am right now
Do you talk a lot? - i guess.... if i know you
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? - umm sometimes when i look hott
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? - not at all
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse or your friends? -Boyfriend.... does that make me a bad person?
What is your ideal marriage location? - town hall
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? - CHELLLLLLLO and BASSSSS even tho i know how to play bass...
Favorite fabric? - fuzzy leopard print
Something you love and hate? - HATE
What kind of bedding do you use? - newpaper... hahaha i don't get it
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? - kinda sometimes.... all my friends are guys... so they don't care
What smell do you find sexy? - pooop and farts
What's the one language you want to learn? - German
How do you eat an apple? - what the fuck? geeeeeeez
What do you order at a bar? - i would prob. order beer cause beer is good
Have you ever pierced your body parts? - yes... nose, lip, ears, eyebrows geez i was a masacist
Do you have tattoos? - yes
Do you drive a stick? - automatic all the way!
What's one trait you hate in a person? - When people LIE to me..
What kind of watch do you wear? - i don't.... wear watches that is...
Do you consider yourself materialistic? - not really... i don't think so...
What do you cook the best? - STIR FRY BITCHES
Favorite writing instrument? - pen?
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? - whatever.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? - i used to
What's one car you will never buy? - ahh... i will buy whatever i can afford... which isn't much (i drive a ford taurus 89') it was all i could afford... but it drives...
What kind of books do you like to read? Motley crue
If you won the lottery, what would you do? - be a pimp
Burial or cremation? - umm.. im never going to die
How many online journals do you read regularly? - ahhh i dunno
What's one thing you're a loser at? - everything
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? - tell them that i don't like them
Do you cry in front of your friends? - only when im pissed.... i cry when im pissed.... im such a dork
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? - i dunno... i would be myself and if they don't like it they can fuck themselves
What's one thing you like to do alone? - masterbate... hahah best anwser EVER
Are you a giver or a taker? - i try and give as much as possible... but im Def. both
When's the last time you cried? - at work on saturday
Favorite communication method? - whatever
How many drinks before you're tipsy? - hahaha DON'T ASK
Do you think you're cute? - i dunno.... sometimes
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? - not.... ask david or chris or james
Favorite type of music? - 80's..... stuff? Motley crue and some punk
What is the sexiest thing the opposite sex can wear that catches your eye? - ummm... i like piercings.... but it really doesn't matter to me
Do you like to kiss or hug? either or
Are you a workaholic? - no im a laz-o-holic
What are your kids names? - hahaha chris, james and david... my boys <3
Do you watch a lot of television? - no... not really
Do you like to shop? - YES i dunno why either
What is your hidden talent? - umm... i can straighten my hair
Would you die to save the life of someone you deeply love? - yes...
Do you own or lease your automobile? I own it
Are your friends married or single? IM taken
How long have you known your best friend? - 2 plus years... going on 3
Is he/she married? - no... he is mine
Do you own a Bible? - no.... my mom does...
What version is it? - the version that sucks
Do you like to do jigsaw puzzles? - I used to
Do you play chess? - no... chess is for faggots.
Do you like the rain? - spring and summer rain cause you can run outside and get soaking wet and it feels good
Do you like thunderstorms? - i guess
What's your favorite website? - metalsludge.tv FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER
What was your weight when you were born? - 8 lbs i think
What time were you born? - dunno don't care
What year did you graduate high school? - i didn't
What was your first job? - Kennel help at the job i am still working at...
What age did you lose your virginity? - 15
Where's the weirdest place you've had sex? - i dunno
Where's the best place you've had sex? - anywhere with chris
What is the strangest pet you've ever owned? - ummmm....
Do you believe in God? - no... thats all im going to say
What is the geekiest part of your music collection? - Green day!?
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? - I don't raid the frigde.... raiding the frig is for faggots
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? -um.... that one with jim carey being god....
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? - lipo..... Legs
Do you have a completely irrational fear? - um... spiders? or any kind of bug in excessive amounts (ants) hahaha
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? - I stop talking
Are you a pyromaniac? no... i just light my Cigarettes
Do you have too many love interests? umm... no
Do you know anyone famous? - my dad knows robert plant and Yanni
Describe your bed. - black sheets and leopard print lay and small leopard print pillow with corrset lace... its pretty hot
Who would play you in a movie? - the sexy porn star
Do you know how to play poker? - yes....
What do you carry with you at all times? - my cell phone and cigarettes
What do you miss most about being a kid? - never getting one of those little cars that you can drive around and they go like 5 miles an hour.... fuck my child hood was shitty
What is your beloved's name? Chris
Do you like their given name? i guess? to many middle names tho.... hahaha ;)
Are you happy with your given name? i guess? Devon is a kinda cool name.... for a black guy
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? -umm... if it was enough to make me pay my bills and buy a new car and a new house and alot of other stuff... so it would have to be ove 1,000,000 dollas bro
What color is your bedroom? - BRIGHT ASS PINK FUCKA
What was the last song you were listening to? - The Killers : Somebody told me.... (its my ring tone.... don't ask)
Have you ever been in a play? no.... but ive been in talents shows....
Have you ever been in love? - yes and i am right now
Do you talk a lot? - i guess.... if i know you
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? - umm sometimes when i look hott
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? - not at all
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse or your friends? -Boyfriend.... does that make me a bad person?
What is your ideal marriage location? - town hall
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? - CHELLLLLLLO and BASSSSS even tho i know how to play bass...
Favorite fabric? - fuzzy leopard print
Something you love and hate? - HATE
What kind of bedding do you use? - newpaper... hahaha i don't get it
Do you tell your friends about your sex life? - kinda sometimes.... all my friends are guys... so they don't care
What smell do you find sexy? - pooop and farts
What's the one language you want to learn? - German
How do you eat an apple? - what the fuck? geeeeeeez
What do you order at a bar? - i would prob. order beer cause beer is good
Have you ever pierced your body parts? - yes... nose, lip, ears, eyebrows geez i was a masacist
Do you have tattoos? - yes
Do you drive a stick? - automatic all the way!
What's one trait you hate in a person? - When people LIE to me..
What kind of watch do you wear? - i don't.... wear watches that is...
Do you consider yourself materialistic? - not really... i don't think so...
What do you cook the best? - STIR FRY BITCHES
Favorite writing instrument? - pen?
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? - whatever.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? - i used to
What's one car you will never buy? - ahh... i will buy whatever i can afford... which isn't much (i drive a ford taurus 89') it was all i could afford... but it drives...
What kind of books do you like to read? Motley crue
If you won the lottery, what would you do? - be a pimp
Burial or cremation? - umm.. im never going to die
How many online journals do you read regularly? - ahhh i dunno
What's one thing you're a loser at? - everything
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? - tell them that i don't like them
Do you cry in front of your friends? - only when im pissed.... i cry when im pissed.... im such a dork
What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? - i dunno... i would be myself and if they don't like it they can fuck themselves
What's one thing you like to do alone? - masterbate... hahah best anwser EVER
Are you a giver or a taker? - i try and give as much as possible... but im Def. both
When's the last time you cried? - at work on saturday
Favorite communication method? - whatever
How many drinks before you're tipsy? - hahaha DON'T ASK
Do you think you're cute? - i dunno.... sometimes
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? - not.... ask david or chris or james
Favorite type of music? - 80's..... stuff? Motley crue and some punk
What is the sexiest thing the opposite sex can wear that catches your eye? - ummm... i like piercings.... but it really doesn't matter to me
Do you like to kiss or hug? either or
Are you a workaholic? - no im a laz-o-holic
What are your kids names? - hahaha chris, james and david... my boys <3
Do you watch a lot of television? - no... not really
Do you like to shop? - YES i dunno why either
What is your hidden talent? - umm... i can straighten my hair
Would you die to save the life of someone you deeply love? - yes...
Do you own or lease your automobile? I own it
Are your friends married or single? IM taken
How long have you known your best friend? - 2 plus years... going on 3
Is he/she married? - no... he is mine
Do you own a Bible? - no.... my mom does...
What version is it? - the version that sucks
Do you like to do jigsaw puzzles? - I used to
Do you play chess? - no... chess is for faggots.
Do you like the rain? - spring and summer rain cause you can run outside and get soaking wet and it feels good
Do you like thunderstorms? - i guess
What's your favorite website? - metalsludge.tv FUNNIEST WEBSITE EVER
What was your weight when you were born? - 8 lbs i think
What time were you born? - dunno don't care
What year did you graduate high school? - i didn't
What was your first job? - Kennel help at the job i am still working at...
What age did you lose your virginity? - 15
Where's the weirdest place you've had sex? - i dunno
Where's the best place you've had sex? - anywhere with chris
What is the strangest pet you've ever owned? - ummmm....
Do you believe in God? - no... thats all im going to say