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Nov 14, 2005 13:36

Random thoughts:

Graph an equation based on these facts to tell whether my life is headed in a postive direction:

-Saturday night i ended up dancing on a chair at INNJOY, to "Get Out OF MY Dreams, Get Into My Car" with stickers that read "PUNK ROCKERS DO IT IN A MINUTE AND A HALF" on my nipples.
-Last night i was at a "baby shower" with a drag queen dressed like Alice in Wonderland, a gay rapper named Johnny Dangerously, and the bar ran out of booze. (now that's doing a baby shower right)
-I woke up three hours late due to the "sleeping pill" i took last night, and when i got to class I had a complete panic attack over a math problem, and told my teacher he had to erase it off the board because just looking at made me uncomfortable and contributed to my "math neurosis"
-There are not one, but TWO vases full of dead flowers in my house, and six empty water bottles next to my bed.
-My mother bought me a white sox shirt that is 3 sizes too big, and is blaming me for a car accident she was in last night
-I drove completely out of my way to get White Castle chicken rings for lunch today

Use x and y as your variables and solve.
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