Nov 07, 2004 22:29
David's Importance Theory:
We will first begin by declaring how to determine the center point of a three dimensional object. A three dimensional object is an object that exists in three planes. We will call these planes X, Y, and Z. The center of the object is merely the point at which the distance in any direction on X, Y, and Z from said point is equal. Now we will take the variable "object" and replace it with the Universe. Applying the given information above we now must take into account the distance of the object in X, Y, and Z. This distance will be described as infinity. We can now say that any given point in the object will be the center because the distance in any direction from any point is infinity therefor equal. Any point is therefor the center. I am a point therefor I am the center of the Universe.
David's Insanity Theory:
The center of an object can be described as a single point in which the distance in any direction on X, Y, and Z from said point is equal. Using David's Importance Theory we determined that every point is the center of the Universe. This contradicts the definition of the center of an object. Therefor it can be said all points in the Universe are the same point. And since matter can not occupy the same space at the same time it can be said that I am you and you are Jupiter. And if all points are the same then therefor it can be said everything is the same. Leading us to our conclusion, I am the Universe.
What now bitches.