Funny truths about life in small small Singapore...
How true...
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Nite - Cannot Sleep; Day - Cannot Wake up
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum;- Can Chew, Cannot buy??
5. Smell of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, More expensive & More expensive to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello Kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghosts
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Nite - Cannot Sleep; Day - Cannot Wake up
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum;- Can Chew, Cannot buy??
5. Smell of rubbish beside letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, More expensive & More expensive to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello Kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghosts