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When I was in university - probably about 19 or so, I frequented a shithole night club called the warehouse. At the time, it was the ultimate shiznit, and I was there every weekend without fail.
Some of my most embarassing (read OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP HOW DID I END UP WITH YOU) episodes were a result of that night club, but I thought I would share one in particular with you good people.
On the surface, David was anything *but* embarassing. He had moved down from Ontario (all this takes place in Canada, btw), and I had not seen him there before.
I was completely floored - he was *gorgeous* He turned out to be a model, actually - Japenese, just over 6' with saucer brown eyes and straight black hair down to his arse. So of course I thought to myself 'right then, I'll have one of those'....and I did.
Unfortunately, all abject prettiness aside, when it came right down to it, there was not alot there to work with, as it were. Probably about two..mabye three inches (that's real inches, not 'man' inches, kids)....I couldn't stop giggling...
I didn't see him again after that - he called a few times, but the mere thought of being with him made me giggle :)
Some of my most embarassing (read OH SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP HOW DID I END UP WITH YOU) episodes were a result of that night club, but I thought I would share one in particular with you good people.
On the surface, David was anything *but* embarassing. He had moved down from Ontario (all this takes place in Canada, btw), and I had not seen him there before.
I was completely floored - he was *gorgeous* He turned out to be a model, actually - Japenese, just over 6' with saucer brown eyes and straight black hair down to his arse. So of course I thought to myself 'right then, I'll have one of those'....and I did.
Unfortunately, all abject prettiness aside, when it came right down to it, there was not alot there to work with, as it were. Probably about two..mabye three inches (that's real inches, not 'man' inches, kids)....I couldn't stop giggling...
I didn't see him again after that - he called a few times, but the mere thought of being with him made me giggle :)