Clinging on for dear life.
Hello, this is my first post on crap shag. One of my ex's (from many moons ago) live at home with mummy. Mummy was a completely mad creature, and surrounded herself with several cats, 2 dogs, stick insects, ponies and goats. Anyhow, mid shag (boring missionary as bloke couldn't manage much more than this) and blokie was getting rather excited (I was probably compiling a homework list or something), going a bit quicker when psycho cat jumped in the bedroom window and landed on blokies naked arse, digging his claws in. It was such a shock, but actually really funny. This was the same bloke who told me that it was impossible for a man to have sex more than twice in one day, as the man needed time to recuperate and produce more sperm. Or something.