Anyone looking to be rid of a life? Cause I need one.

Aug 08, 2004 10:15

I like squeegees. I like to use them. I like to say the word. I like the noise it makes when I don't squeegee it exactly parallel to glass. Hey, the noise kinda sounds like, "Squeeeeeejeeeeeee." Maybe that's where they got the name...

Anyway, my shower is the kind with two pieces of plexiglass for doors and Mom put a little squeegee in it so that after a shower we'll squeegee the doors so build-up doesn't...build-up. I look forward to the end of showers now.

Also, at work, where I am now, I just finished squeegeeing the nine huge windows that look out at the golf-course. The pro-shop is so cold that it makes the outside of the windows condensate. It's fun cause I get to climb up onto a ledge to do it and I feel like spiderman or...window washer man (two professions that are probably definitely much more interesting than what I'm doing now). But it looks like I'll have to squeegee again cause it doesn't stop being humid outside and it doesn't stop being freezing in here. I don't mind though, because, as I've said already, I like to squeegee.

I play a little game with myself, as I do most things. I try to do the fewest number of swipes. I've done it in as little as three stripes vertically and ten stripes horizontally. I also try to get the stripes as straight as I can. This test seems to be the hardest to do so far, but I'm getting better.

You know what else I like about squeegees? I like that I don't know how to spell it, but neither do you so it doesn't matter! :)
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