dancing octogenarian
Adham:Okay apparently matthew luis and whoever had this gay idea to cross post this entry, whatever. Went to six falgs with syed, luis, jonathan, and matthew on monday, tons of fun. X is the most intense rollercoaster i've been on, everyone should try it. Sweet rides, lots of jokes and messing around, overall fun day.
PS- if you leave 7up 2-liter in a car for a long time you can make it blow up.
Jonathan: Six Flags is fun. Except for the hour or two waits in line and 500% markups on food, there's nothing bad about it. Only good times to be had. So that's what we did. We went on X, Riddler's Revenge, Scream, and Viper. There were a few other rides and an hour in the arcade as well. Then we decided to leave by getting kicked out. We chased geese in the closed petting zoo, performed on the closed up stage, tried to get in the kiddie play zone, jumped around on the merry-go-round, and screamed our asses off on a really lame kid ride. Got some food from Canton Kitchen, and that's the night. I don't really feel like writing about it right now but yeah it was a really great time, a much better way to spend a Monday than at summerschool.
Luis:yesterday was just so fucking great. my day pretty much started at jonathans house at around 7:30, long before the others got came. and it did actually start as soon as i got there because jonathan pretty much had everything prepared. he had some 35% rum mixed in with some coke. then he pulled out the pipe and pretty much told me how to smoke since it was my first time smoking. i took about 3 hits and by the 3rd it felt like i burned my throat so i just drank alot more rum and coke. after that i just started rocking out on jonathans guitar. at around 9 adham, matthew, and syed showed up and pretty much just left. syeds backseat is so fucking tiny. whatever. when we got there around 10, we were delayed a little because we were planning on sneaking in some rum. if we couldnt think of a way to get it in the park, then we would each have to draw straws to see who had have to hide it in their ass. good thing it didnt come down that. we ended up buying one of those soft drink cups and putting the rum inside one of those and just walking in. well, jonathan walked right in without a problem. the plan was to run to X as soon as we got in to avoid waiting in longer lines. but fucking adham and jonathan decide to buy funnel cake. im sure that if they would've just skipped eating we wouldn't have had to wait like 2 hours for X.. but i guess its okay since jonathan fell in love with "pink shorts", which is essentially a girl with pink shorts. after X we went to the store of future fun and looked around.. and messed around with the crap. after that we went to riddlers revenge.. nothing great.. in wally's world theres wheels but no cars.. anyways, that was okay. went on scream afterwards.. also okay. and that was the last bitch ride we got on for a while before getting on the beast of all rides. but before that, we went to the arcade. adham and matt went straight for initial d. jonathan challenged me to some blitz.. OWNED, BITCH! after that ass-kicking he went to go play beachhead in a little bubble. then he went to some ninja game where you have a sword and everything is retardedly easy. then i started playing and i was owning with the sword.. but i lost shortly after. i played tekken tag with a big shotgun. after that, we were deciding on what to do for about an hour. the choices were batman, goliath, or the petting zoo. the petting zoo was voted for unanimously. we walked for a while and couldnt find it so we just decided to get on some crappy water ride. right before i were about to leave, i spot the "petting zoo" sign like right next to that shitty water ride. so we walk like two steps to get there and notice it was closed.. but there was still two geese so we decide to have a closer look. by closer look, i mean jumping the tiny, wooden fence and running after them, type of closer look. we chase them around until they go into a little pond. we we're really interested in chasing them for some good footage, but we spot a fat pig in a dog cage. as we begin to walk out of the animal farm, i saw some guys calling security so we casually walk out until we're out of his sight then we just start running the fuck out. at this point, with security being called on us, we're just planning on getting kicked out eventually. we go into some kids play arena and the worker there wont let us through.. so jonathan starts hitting on her in an attempt to let us in.. but i guess jonathan wasnt her type. she calls security so we just walk out. we get on some kiddie bus ride that goes up and down. when the ride started, everyone started yelling out shit like "FUCK," "OH MY GOD," HOLY SHIT," "OH FUCK," and pretty much just screaming like little bitches.. although i think that was just syed. after we got off, jonathan warns the kids in line not to get on the ride. we keep walking until we come across some statues of wolves. it was so funny. we'll i decide ill take a picture with it.. but i didnt really want to because it was out in the open and alot of people were walking by and jonathan yelling out "dont be shy" didnt help much. well, the first pictures suck.. but then jonathan joins in on the action too. he gets head from the wolf while im doing her from behind.. which is pretty much the way all animals mate. we then go to some closed stage and.... fuck, i cant remember.. just look at the pictures. once we get out of there we walk near some store and some guy comes out and tells us to get out of the stage area. lol. then we go on the merry-go-round. everyone takes their places on top of a horse and jonathan sits on some couch.. yeah i dont know what i was doing there. so he starts jacking off and some mexican guy is like "HEY, stop jacking off to the horses." well.. adham, syed, and matt were having alot of fun with the horses. jonathan eventually had his way with one of them. the last thing we did was get on viper. the was no waiting in line which was cool. jonathan bought his kickass six-flags shirt with the old guy on and a matching mousepad right before we left. after the park we decided we were gonna go to the claim jumper in valencia, or santa clarita as adham kept suggesting. long story short, we ended up somewhere in downtown la. we had canton instead, which actually was pretty fucking good.
i guess my six flags story ends there. i had alot to drink throughout the day and i didnt feel anything at all. but now i feel more fucked up than when everything started.. it doesnt make sense. i cant remember shit right now, i had to ask jonathan and matthew what happened yesterday since i forgot almost everything.. its really bad, it probably took me like an hour and a half longer than it could've if i just would've remember what happened yesterday and in what order. it wasnt anything like this this morning. right now i just cant remember anything. i guess you can give credit to matthew and jonathan for writing this.. but they wouldnt take it, my writing is horrible.
well i slept over jonathans last night and went to school this morning.. there was no one there except the teacher. i told her i didn't bring anything and that i was just gonna leave, so i did. and im dead.
Matthew: It was the year 1803 and the louisiana territory was newly available for all that see this land fit for their salons, casinos, brothels, or other life long dreams. Me and my man servant set out into this new territory to start our own gumbo shack. Mumbo's Jumbo Gumbo is what we called it. 203 years later me jonathan luis adham and syed went to six flags.
Syed:After a summer full of taking pictures and stuff, going to Six Flags with Adham, Luis, Jonathan, and Matthew was awesome. The drive there was fun, but the back seat passengers were crammed and praying for their lives in response to my crazy driving. The rides were not as fun as catching up on old times with good friends. The most fun times were when we were taking pictures of our hilarious and sometimes inappropriate antics (sorry to those poor geese). In the end we were partially confused whether to leave or not so we decided getting kicked out would determine when we left. Our efforts were fruitless since no matter whatever we did, they wouldn't kick us out. Well, on the drive back we kept getting lost, until Adham finally got us to Venice just in time for us to get food from Jonathan's workplace. On the drive home I was really tired, but I was extremely glad to have made the trip.
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