"Luis is gay,"
Says his kid sister, Lily Romero. She's only three, but claims she has a sense about these things.
Ms. Romero admits in a crib interview that she is terribly disappointed with the way her older brother, Luis, has turned out as she shakes her already lowered head. "You know, I don't know what to tell you," Romero says. "I know he's an okay guy. Really, he is. Sure, he smells like pits sometimes. And wearing clothing that's three different shades of black completely defeats the purpose of wearing 'all black.' But those are all things I can get over. I mean, Hey, I don't have to be seen with him. No one's labeling me a nerd."
Romero continues: "Yeah, it's just unfortunate that his homosexuality permeates the entire house as farts that stealthily seep out one's ass do. Everyone but his parents can smell the gay in the air. But what can I say? I think more people should be gay. Namely because it's harder to reproduce that way. And while I would have liked to be an aunt someday, if the alternative is a Luis Junior-less world, I think it's ultimately for the better."
Reporting by a spiteful Nancy Romero
Ms. Romero admits in a crib interview that she is terribly disappointed with the way her older brother, Luis, has turned out as she shakes her already lowered head. "You know, I don't know what to tell you," Romero says. "I know he's an okay guy. Really, he is. Sure, he smells like pits sometimes. And wearing clothing that's three different shades of black completely defeats the purpose of wearing 'all black.' But those are all things I can get over. I mean, Hey, I don't have to be seen with him. No one's labeling me a nerd."
Romero continues: "Yeah, it's just unfortunate that his homosexuality permeates the entire house as farts that stealthily seep out one's ass do. Everyone but his parents can smell the gay in the air. But what can I say? I think more people should be gay. Namely because it's harder to reproduce that way. And while I would have liked to be an aunt someday, if the alternative is a Luis Junior-less world, I think it's ultimately for the better."
Reporting by a spiteful Nancy Romero