An addendum
I really do have interesting things to talk about, I really do. In fact I have a ton of things I've been meaning to write about which I've been pushing under the rug, most of which will probably never see the light of day. I also see the irony in the fact that I could be writing one of them instead of writing this.
However, in light of the previous entry I felt it prudent to provide counter-evidence to the claim that I cannot cook. Or rather, it is not lack of ability which normally prevents me from actually making forms of nourishment with methods of creation more complicated than "add boiling water."
I have descended into the ruins of an ancient civilization from a bygone era, and such horrors did I face in my great quest, but return I did with the knowledge of the greatest secret of the ancients! With this at my disposal, I shall conquer the land and bring light to darkness. With this invention no one shall have to feel the pangs of hunger or the pain of death. A new age is upon us, one in which hope shall replace despair, one in which the people shall prosper and grow!
Behold, I present to you my finest creation! Banana bread!
Okay, so I really like banana bread. So sue me.
However, in light of the previous entry I felt it prudent to provide counter-evidence to the claim that I cannot cook. Or rather, it is not lack of ability which normally prevents me from actually making forms of nourishment with methods of creation more complicated than "add boiling water."
I have descended into the ruins of an ancient civilization from a bygone era, and such horrors did I face in my great quest, but return I did with the knowledge of the greatest secret of the ancients! With this at my disposal, I shall conquer the land and bring light to darkness. With this invention no one shall have to feel the pangs of hunger or the pain of death. A new age is upon us, one in which hope shall replace despair, one in which the people shall prosper and grow!
Behold, I present to you my finest creation! Banana bread!
Okay, so I really like banana bread. So sue me.