Title: Wicked Ways, Interlude 2
Beta: Tama
Pairing: Perry/Taeyang
Summary: A glimpse into Perry's inbox.
A/N: Special thanks to Momo for writing the Japanese e-mail for me. <3 All e-mail addresses are fake (obviously).
Previous parts:
1,
2,
3,
interlude,
4,
5,
6,
7.
From: 김진우
To: Perry Borja
Date: Sun, Jul 8, 2007 at 3:28 PM
Subject: In case YG didn't tell you...
The kids are gonna go back to Seoul to record their new single, so you might wanna start packing. I'll email you the exact date as soon as I know it. Your plane ticket's gonna be taken care of.
How are you and YB doing?
-J
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From: 권지용
To: Perry Borja
Date: Tue, Jul 10, 2007 at 1:12 AM
Subject: i'm so sorry~
Attachment: lie.mp3 (2.3 MB)
I wrote this. do u think its good?
its not finished...
GD
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From: 김진우
To: Perry Borja
Date: Tue, Jul 10, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Subject: Hello?
Dude, I know you must be exhausted from the effort of sitting in front of your computer and occasionally getting up to suck your boyfriend's dick, but reply to your friggin emails already.
Flight's on the 16th. Here's the info. I just might fly over to party some more before you guys leave, but if I can't, the Japanese staff is gonna help you get to the airport and so on.
-J
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From:
To: Perry Borja
Date: Wed, Jul 11, 2007 at 8:45 AM
Subject: (no subject)
ペリー様へ
YG Japanの矢口と申します。
ご迷惑をお掛いたしますが、
ヨンベに絶対に携帯電話の電源を切りませんようにお伝えいただけますでしょうか。
お手数ですが、よろしくお願いいたします。
矢口
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From:
To: Perry Borja
.
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 9:40 AM
Subject: radio show is boring
now is cf
plz save me -.-
lunch togeter after?
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From: Perry Borja
To:
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 9:48 AM
Subject: Re: radio show is boring
hell yeah. where & when? ^^
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From: Perry Borja
To:
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 9:55 AM
Subject: Re: (no subject)
English? Sorry, man.
-Perry
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From:
To: Perry Borja
.
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:03 AM
Subject: Re: Re: radio show is boring
there is dog statue at shibuya station
do u remember?
12:15 ok?
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From: Perry Borja
To:
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:06 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: radio show is boring
yeah, i remember the place
I'll be there
you sure shibuya is ok?
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From: Perry Borja
To:
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:15 AM
Subject: I'm so sorry
you're a lil genius, know that?
even the song i wrote ain't as good.
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From: Perry Borja
To: 양현석 , 박홍준
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:18AM
Subject: Check this shit out
Attachment: lie.mp3 (2.3 MB)
drop whatever you're doing and listen to this. I say we gotta change the title song for the new single. G-Drag wrote it all by himself. whaddya think?
-P
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From: Perry Borja
To: 김진우
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:29 AM
Subject: Re: Hello?
I'mma reply to my emails when i damn well feel like it, punk.
thanks for the info. You should come, we still havent gone to karaoke together.
didja know theyve got that old-ass solo song of yours on there, even in japan? YB found it the other day.
-P
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From:
To: Perry Borja
.
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:34 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: radio show is boring
>I'll be there
너와 함께면 행복한 걸~♫ ㅋㅋ
yes its ok. its last week in japan...
c u!
xoxo
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From:
To: Perry Borja
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 10:35 AM
Subject: Re: I'm so sorry
ye i know!
but its bcuz of u :)
have funs with yb
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From: 김진우
To: Perry Borja
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 2:02 PM
Subject: Re: Re: Hello?
I don't know what you're talking about. I've never had a solo career.
-J
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From: 양민석
To: Perry Borja
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 3:26 PM
Subject: Shit
Can you stop using the word shit when you write an e-mail to my brother? He is always thinking you're angry. I'm too busy to translate all your e-mails.
Also you should stop being gay at your earliest convenience.
Regards,
Max Yang
CEO
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From:
To: Perry Borja
Date: Thu, Jul 12, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Subject: English messege
To Mr. Bolha
I am Yaguchi of YG Japan.
Though I will do trouble,
Could you tell it to turning one's cellular phone off to Yonbe never?
Sorry to trouble you, but my best regards.
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From: Perry Borja
To:
Date: Thu, Jul 13, 2007 at 12:20 AM
Subject: Re: English messege
ohhh, I got it. It's probably too late now huh?
But yeah, I'll tell him. Sorry bout that.
-Perry
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From: Perry Borja
To: 양민석
Date: Thu, Jul 13, 2007 at 12:27 AM
Subject: Re: Shit
1) will do. Maybe he needs more english lessons tho... I aint that hard to understand.
2) No. fuck you.
love,
Perry Borja
PR Nightmare