So after talking to an educated source, I was informed that I did not get so drunk that I fell last night. I knew that would be strange. I don't usually get THAT wasted.
No, the answer was something far more believable. Instead, what happened is I took a running leap into a garden of stubby green plants, and busted my knee on the foot high fence surrounding it.
Yes, that's right folks, I'm motherfucking Superwoman.
BEFORE
DURING
AFTER
DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!