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Live-In Personal Assistant - Lifemate
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Date: 2008-01-18, 1:16AM CST
One-in-a-million opportunity for the right young lady to learn residential restoration and property management while enjoying life as the lifemate of a successful, chill entrepreneur, investor and innovator. You must be 18-28, intelligent, cooperative, attractive and eager to learn, grow and integrate yourself into an expanding, family-like group. Please include photos and contact number with your reply. Uncommon route to a happy, stable lifestyle, a meaningful life, and eventual wealth for the selected candidate. Note that while the position represents a virtual "lottery-win" to the successful applicant, it does begin in New Orleans and it will be necessary to transport yourself here under your own steam in order to interview. Questions about this position will be answered only at interview, and attempts to secure information prior to interview, if considered inappropriate, may disqualify you, and cost you this rare opportunity. It is strongly suggested, therefore, that you hold your inquiries in abeyance prior to the occasion of formal interview. Your response to this listing should include the information mentioned above, and possibly your comments and/or reasoning about why you feel the opportunity described may be appropriate for you, any information about yourself which you suspect may lead to your possible, eventual disqualification, and a request for an interview appointment, only. All information confidential. Note to collegiate/university-student applicants: Learn more practical data and methods than you would at college, enjoy lots of interaction with students while on the job, earn while you learn, rather than going into debt, and prosper, over the long haul, as few ever do, college-educated or not.
* Location: New Orleans
* Compensation: To be negotiated
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 543006534