Phred's Cavalcade of Whimsey
Okay, trying this again. I wrote up a huge post last night, and LJ ate it and crapped out a few lines of gibberish onto my page. By then it was past 12:30 and I was too tired and pissed off to spend another hour typing up the post again.
Anyway, here we go...a nice, big chunk of fun, insanity and fuckedupness...
First off, courtesy of Rick Emerson, is one of the best things I've ever seen--Afro Ninja. XD
Damn, I'm glad I wasn't driving behind that. O_O
Son of Afro Ninja. ;)
In other news...parents need to be aware of a new drug their kids may be getting high on--Jenkem. When I first heard about this, I thought it had to be a hoax. Well, it is. But it's still comedy gold. ;D
For those who like their humor dark, there's this.
Wanna see something scary? Don't blink...Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. (It's posted in five parts, so I've linked each part to one of the previous phrases) I've seen this episode at least a dozen times, and it's still one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen. o_o
Actual headline: "Government Inspectors Come Down Hard on Penis Pasta"
Men who look like old lesbians. Um...okay. Man caught having sex with his bike. What...the... O_o *brain explodes*
Zapping trash with man-made lightning. Fuckin' cool. @_@
Robber still covered in bank dye when arrested. God damn it, people are stupid.
Violence counsellor gets fired after assaulting his girlfriend during an argument. Well...shit. O_o
And finally, here's the Absolutely Hilarious JCPenny Catalogue from 1977. Dear gods, look at those clothes! x_X How did anyone ever get laid during the '70s? D:
That's it for now. Hopefully I'll be able to get back to posting stuff at least semi-regularly...
Anyway, here we go...a nice, big chunk of fun, insanity and fuckedupness...
First off, courtesy of Rick Emerson, is one of the best things I've ever seen--Afro Ninja. XD
Damn, I'm glad I wasn't driving behind that. O_O
Son of Afro Ninja. ;)
In other news...parents need to be aware of a new drug their kids may be getting high on--Jenkem. When I first heard about this, I thought it had to be a hoax. Well, it is. But it's still comedy gold. ;D
For those who like their humor dark, there's this.
Wanna see something scary? Don't blink...Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck. (It's posted in five parts, so I've linked each part to one of the previous phrases) I've seen this episode at least a dozen times, and it's still one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen. o_o
Actual headline: "Government Inspectors Come Down Hard on Penis Pasta"
Men who look like old lesbians. Um...okay. Man caught having sex with his bike. What...the... O_o *brain explodes*
Zapping trash with man-made lightning. Fuckin' cool. @_@
Robber still covered in bank dye when arrested. God damn it, people are stupid.
Violence counsellor gets fired after assaulting his girlfriend during an argument. Well...shit. O_o
And finally, here's the Absolutely Hilarious JCPenny Catalogue from 1977. Dear gods, look at those clothes! x_X How did anyone ever get laid during the '70s? D:
That's it for now. Hopefully I'll be able to get back to posting stuff at least semi-regularly...