Everything is gross and awful
While waiting in line at the grocery store (SIDE NOTE: I always pick the wrong line. This woman had 3 WIC checks, so I knew it was going to take longer than it should since they all have to be separate purchases. Too bad I was already committed to the line :/ But I've been a cashier before, there is no reason it should have taken THAT LONG. I don't think the cashier was the sharpest tool in the shed. It's some milk and cheese, RING IT UP. OMG) I picked up a magazine. I think it was Woman's World. Anyway, they had an article on belly fat, the worst kind of fat. It's genetically different from other fat because it's under muscle instead of between it and the skin, and is trying to strangle all of your internal organs. It's a bitch to get rid of, but they had tips like interval workouts and walking backwards. I can get behind that. But one of the suggestions for dealing with belly fat is eating a cup of red cabbage everyday.
Now, I like vegetables. I always feel better when they are part of my daily consumption. I'm even OK with green cabbage (I am part Irish, afterall), but I really can't get behind this red cabbage nonsense. I pick around that shit in salads. There is no way I can do a cup a day. Gross. I just forced myself to eat what little red cabbage was in my broccoli slaw salad. One step at a time.
I'm trying to gear myself up to do a colon cleanse. I've cut sugar out of my diet, but there are still plenty of processed things that I eat. The anti-candida diet is such a bitch, I don't want to commit myself to three months of that nonsense. So, I'm eyeing a 5 day cleanse. There are some prep days, but then it is just 5 days of only liquids (water, apple juice and psyllium shakes). I just don't know if I have the psychological strength to pull that off. It's just going to be so booooooring. But the idea of pounds of waste just sitting around inside my body is just as unappealing.
SIDE NOTE: Don't look at the testimonial photos for colon cleanse products. Just. Don't.
Kind of disappointed by last night's Community. I'd been looking forward to the space episode since I heard it mentioned way back before the season started. I just thought it was kind of lackluster. Troy was probably the highlight, the rest felt a little tired? Still laughed plenty though.
30 Rock's live show was aaaaaawful. What happened? Andy's Pros and Cons list on The Office was probably the highlight for me. Michael's final call to Holly was pretty sweet, but I wasn't impressed by the rest. Outsourced actually made me laugh a few times. I pretty much actively hate Todd (Another joke about funny Indian names AND calling a bindi a 'spiritual cork'? REALLY, GUY? OMG). But I thought Manmeet, Madhuri, and Gupta's antics were pretty amusing. Better than 30 Rock which is just... depressing.
ETA: One of my biggest pet peeves is when I hear a woman say "I'm not a feminist, but...". Guess what, YOU ARE.
Also: Female Icon Meme!
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YEAH, EVEN YOU, KATE.
ETA the second: L.O.L. Chilean Miners were out-tweeted by Super Junior
Now, I like vegetables. I always feel better when they are part of my daily consumption. I'm even OK with green cabbage (I am part Irish, afterall), but I really can't get behind this red cabbage nonsense. I pick around that shit in salads. There is no way I can do a cup a day. Gross. I just forced myself to eat what little red cabbage was in my broccoli slaw salad. One step at a time.
I'm trying to gear myself up to do a colon cleanse. I've cut sugar out of my diet, but there are still plenty of processed things that I eat. The anti-candida diet is such a bitch, I don't want to commit myself to three months of that nonsense. So, I'm eyeing a 5 day cleanse. There are some prep days, but then it is just 5 days of only liquids (water, apple juice and psyllium shakes). I just don't know if I have the psychological strength to pull that off. It's just going to be so booooooring. But the idea of pounds of waste just sitting around inside my body is just as unappealing.
SIDE NOTE: Don't look at the testimonial photos for colon cleanse products. Just. Don't.
Kind of disappointed by last night's Community. I'd been looking forward to the space episode since I heard it mentioned way back before the season started. I just thought it was kind of lackluster. Troy was probably the highlight, the rest felt a little tired? Still laughed plenty though.
30 Rock's live show was aaaaaawful. What happened? Andy's Pros and Cons list on The Office was probably the highlight for me. Michael's final call to Holly was pretty sweet, but I wasn't impressed by the rest. Outsourced actually made me laugh a few times. I pretty much actively hate Todd (Another joke about funny Indian names AND calling a bindi a 'spiritual cork'? REALLY, GUY? OMG). But I thought Manmeet, Madhuri, and Gupta's antics were pretty amusing. Better than 30 Rock which is just... depressing.
ETA: One of my biggest pet peeves is when I hear a woman say "I'm not a feminist, but...". Guess what, YOU ARE.
Also: Female Icon Meme!
001 002 003
004 005 006
007 008 009
010 011 012
013 014 015
016 017 018
Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble
YEAH, EVEN YOU, KATE.
ETA the second: L.O.L. Chilean Miners were out-tweeted by Super Junior