Fic: The Bacon Crusade (1/1)

[cranberry_pi]

Title(s): The Bacon Crusade
Author: cranberry_pi
Rating: NC-17 for sexytimes.
Spoilers: Nope.
Summary: A porn-y third piece in the Lily-verse - set after Cravings and Two Untitled Drabbles. This wasn't what I had in mind when I planned to write another Quinndiana Jones story, but it got out of hand on me really quickly and turned into porn. There's a

Comments

[elocineel]

[cranberry_pi]

That gif - unf. Brb, dying.

Okay, I'm back now, lol. I'm really glad you liked it, especially if it means getting gifs like that! :D

P.S. Me too! Best movie ever! :D

P.P.S. Aww, thank you! :D Love you too! :)

[cranberry_pi]

Your icon makes me giggle. Just saying. :)

Thank you! I'm pondering Quinndiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, but it might take me a while! :)

[katiepult]

That was fantastic. Nice mix of funny, sexy and hot! Well done.

[cranberry_pi]

Thank you! :D

[mjacton]

That was brilliant!

Hot and just perfect!

[cranberry_pi]

Thank you! :D

[hippo_crat]

Y'see? This is smut done right.

I spent the entire time torn between enjoying the sheer and utter hotness of Faberry in action and giggling like a crazy person at all the details you snuck in here.

I particularly loved Rachel's terrible German accent, I feel like that should be canon.

also HOT

[cranberry_pi]

Oh, don't even make me have a poll up in this place for which of us writes better smut, because you'd win in a landslide and I'd cry worse than when I watched the Brittana locker talk, 'kay?

If I can make you both enjoy the hotness and laugh, though, I did my job right to some degree! :D

Yes - Evil!Fake!German Rachel needs to be canon, she should tie up Quinn and interrogate her until she admits she doesn'r want to be a real estate agent (or marry Finn)! :D

[hippo_crat]

I don't want to throw down. I'm afraid. Stop the violence.

You did a fantastic job.

[cranberry_pi]

Aww, I don't want to either! Let's hug!