Eagle Project!
Yo, check out these fat pics (literally) of my eagle project. They are, of course, in chronological order.
This was me in the "waiting room." Check out my lips. that's one of the many signs that I was nervous. Can you find the rest?
Here, I'm seen entering the main foyer after finally completing my board of review. As you can see by my joyous smirk, I am very content.
This picture showcases the two other eagle candidates (losers) and myself. Note Mrs. Kaplan clapping for I am in mid-bow.
After the closing ceremony, I took a picture with 2 of the 3 reviewers. Seen on the left is Mrs. Kaplan. Her son Nick brought this christian book on masturbation to one camp. The line in the book that got me was, "I thought you only had a certain amount of sperm. I was afraid that if I masturbated too much, I would run out! - Jason, 18." Funkyyyy. On the right is good chum Mr. Pemberton. His family has been really good to me during my scouting career and I actually attended school with his kid, Tandy, in 2nd Grade. Obviously, he's from GEORGIA!!!
Here's the man himself, Dr. Bob Bohanske. The MOTHASCOUTING LEGEND. He collects badges and is totally awesome. Jason, his son, has 4 gigabytes of pr0n on his computer.
Overall, I am happy that I got my Eagle Badge and it will serve me well in the future.