Mandatory MaLAYAsia
oi vey
i wrote this long as entry for u all but the computer chose that moment to shut down
so in summation
i am drunk ...everyday, and i have an ounce of kb that knox me on my ass
i have aquired a boyfriend
in my drunken slutness
who does not speak a lick of english...period
how did this happen well
it has do with with other languages of the tongue and licks
though i am not really thrilled about this i was trying to be optimistic
and i was you know looking at this guy like...hey you can be like my sex toy seen not heard and to be used at my discretion (ok yes i am going to hell for that is literally what i thought)(but hey its not like he has some genuine interest in my mind...we can't talk)... but you see the language of the tongue incident that was so convincincing has not been heard since, and it turns out this guy is literally a one minute man.
literally
i didn't know they really existed and i don't know enough spanish to put it gently or correct that problem let alone dump this guy nicely ...oh and hes my dads gfs cousin....hahahahaha... i am a mess aren't i
i was only going along with this bf thing to fend other idiots off
its really weird how much they like white women here...and i am the whitest of the white..i'm still all pale and i don't understand
ai yai yai
so what the hell am i gonna do
that remains to be seen
furthermore a rich & famous domincian singer whos name i can't pronounce let alone spell, is enamored with me so i was thinking maybe use him for a new tattoo or 5 and to get rid of guy #1 and then kick him to the curb
omg i'm going to hell
but i mean
theres not much else to do here besides drink and be immoral
i miss costa rica
i misss america
i miss the english language
when i get home i am gonna talk your ear off
but now i'm gonna go look into habitat for humanity stuff and see if i can make up for some of my bad karma
i wrote this long as entry for u all but the computer chose that moment to shut down
so in summation
i am drunk ...everyday, and i have an ounce of kb that knox me on my ass
i have aquired a boyfriend
in my drunken slutness
who does not speak a lick of english...period
how did this happen well
it has do with with other languages of the tongue and licks
though i am not really thrilled about this i was trying to be optimistic
and i was you know looking at this guy like...hey you can be like my sex toy seen not heard and to be used at my discretion (ok yes i am going to hell for that is literally what i thought)(but hey its not like he has some genuine interest in my mind...we can't talk)... but you see the language of the tongue incident that was so convincincing has not been heard since, and it turns out this guy is literally a one minute man.
literally
i didn't know they really existed and i don't know enough spanish to put it gently or correct that problem let alone dump this guy nicely ...oh and hes my dads gfs cousin....hahahahaha... i am a mess aren't i
i was only going along with this bf thing to fend other idiots off
its really weird how much they like white women here...and i am the whitest of the white..i'm still all pale and i don't understand
ai yai yai
so what the hell am i gonna do
that remains to be seen
furthermore a rich & famous domincian singer whos name i can't pronounce let alone spell, is enamored with me so i was thinking maybe use him for a new tattoo or 5 and to get rid of guy #1 and then kick him to the curb
omg i'm going to hell
but i mean
theres not much else to do here besides drink and be immoral
i miss costa rica
i misss america
i miss the english language
when i get home i am gonna talk your ear off
but now i'm gonna go look into habitat for humanity stuff and see if i can make up for some of my bad karma