Apr 17, 2009 13:38
Hey dearest friends & "family"... (I hope this don't coun't as a spam... but dudn't that sound GOOD!)
I am inviting you to come tonight &/or tomorrow to our special "Deprayshun Wing Ding"
Featuring CHEAPER prices $7.00 (if you're employed) or $3.00 (if you're pitiful... like us)... also we are having our own "Soup Line" with real bean soup(15 Bean Soup) or Lima Bean Soup (ABSOLUTELY DE-LISHUSS), cornbread & iced tea for a mear $3.00 more AND what's more we have a vegetarian version for the hippies!
Also a spayshul visit from Norrida Nineacre, "The Whore of Burien" will be sneakin' in so the sparks will start flyin'! Spayshul Depression music from that musica "Annie" & from our own Rick Uselton!
Come on outta the house... it's alright you ain't alone... shoot, I even lost my job at the Value Village in the "Sortin' & Pricin'" dept.
You need to laugh & we need to too!
"Carlotta's Late Night Wing Ding, we'd love to have y'all over even if yer regular family don't"
Carlotta Sue Philpott
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