Ginger Spice Yoga
The other night I tried Geri Yoga. I saw it on Netflix and couldn't resist the allure of being taught yoga by Ginger Spice herself.
It was awful, I didn't make it all the way through, so there is hope for me. Geri is SO annoying, I had no idea! Even having seen the Spice World movie, I didn't realize how overbearing she is. I have new-found empathy for Posh now!
Geri has a hippie yoga guru who constantly looks over at Geri to make sure she's getting enough attention. Geri talks through ALL the relaxation 'warm-ups', yakking on and on about how angry and stressed her days of doing 'interviews' gets her. Meanwhile, a British housewife is stuck silently doing the baby versions of each move over in the back of the room.
I kept trying to figure out Geri's age, as her hair would look bad on pretty much anyone, and I kept focusing on these 2 dime shaped spots of discoloration on her tanned legs/thighs. When it got to the part where the housewife is putting her feet on the wall but Geri is doing headstands that took 'YEARS!' to learn, I skipped ahead.
I left the Geri Talks section on while making a salad. Geri talks about how she went to a swank party and met...a cancer patient...who told her about yoga...and...click!
I much preferred the Carmen Electra Striptease Workout, letmetellya!
It was awful, I didn't make it all the way through, so there is hope for me. Geri is SO annoying, I had no idea! Even having seen the Spice World movie, I didn't realize how overbearing she is. I have new-found empathy for Posh now!
Geri has a hippie yoga guru who constantly looks over at Geri to make sure she's getting enough attention. Geri talks through ALL the relaxation 'warm-ups', yakking on and on about how angry and stressed her days of doing 'interviews' gets her. Meanwhile, a British housewife is stuck silently doing the baby versions of each move over in the back of the room.
I kept trying to figure out Geri's age, as her hair would look bad on pretty much anyone, and I kept focusing on these 2 dime shaped spots of discoloration on her tanned legs/thighs. When it got to the part where the housewife is putting her feet on the wall but Geri is doing headstands that took 'YEARS!' to learn, I skipped ahead.
I left the Geri Talks section on while making a salad. Geri talks about how she went to a swank party and met...a cancer patient...who told her about yoga...and...click!
I much preferred the Carmen Electra Striptease Workout, letmetellya!
