and now a moment...
It's official: if you came and saw the first Exorcist the Musical, seeing the new one isn't like sitting through the same show twice. So, here are some bits of dialogue that didn't make the new version:
"the devil will distort the truth worse than the Fox News Network!"
"Pee-ew! That bitch has been going down on the wrong guys!"
"that sucks harder than a toothless crack ho!"
"I only listen to white singers if it's Eminem or Mariah Carey!"
"I don't do whiteys!"
"You shouldn't date men period, Father Dyer!"
"Eat my meat curtains, motherfucker!"
"Mommy, can I have a panda?"
"This bitch's bed is still wet!"
"We do NOT swear in this house!"
"She keeps twirling that fucking baton. It wouldn't be so bad, but she hums the theme to Dallas while she does it!"
"Ok, but I am NOT going down on you!"
"There are too many of us on this set!"
"the devil will distort the truth worse than the Fox News Network!"
"Pee-ew! That bitch has been going down on the wrong guys!"
"that sucks harder than a toothless crack ho!"
"I only listen to white singers if it's Eminem or Mariah Carey!"
"I don't do whiteys!"
"You shouldn't date men period, Father Dyer!"
"Eat my meat curtains, motherfucker!"
"Mommy, can I have a panda?"
"This bitch's bed is still wet!"
"We do NOT swear in this house!"
"She keeps twirling that fucking baton. It wouldn't be so bad, but she hums the theme to Dallas while she does it!"
"Ok, but I am NOT going down on you!"
"There are too many of us on this set!"