i hate to read these things but they are fun to make

Jun 04, 2003 17:33

DESCRIBE YOUR..
[ x ] Wallet - its brown, and stuff.
[ x ] Hairbrush - i dont have one, i wake up and walk out the door.
[ x ] Toothbrush - its pink. hey its the only one they had for 99 cents.
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily - i don't like bling bling.
[ x ] Pillow cover - i dunno. it's a freakin pillow.
[ x ] Blanket - i normally pass out, and there is no blanket near.
[ x ] Coffee cup - whatever is clean.
[ x ] Sunglasses - i have regular glasses, so i cant wear sunglasses, confounded *shakes fist*.
[ x ] Underwear - eh when they are clean i wear them. not too often.
[ x ] Favorite shirt - my piratecore shirt.
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume - bar soap.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now - Mixtape alan made me.
[ x ] Tattoos - your name on my butt
[ x ] Piercings - GROSS
[ x ] What you are wearing now -
lockdown hat and shirt and baggy pants. i look liek a sk8er boy, she said see you later boi!
[ x ] In my mouth - vaginal discharge.
[ x ] In my head - hampster on a wheel.
[ x ] Wishing - i could find a girl worthy of my time.
[ x ] After this - gonna go eat! MCDONALDS!
[ x ] Fetishes - hardcore girls, flipped out hair, scarfs and bandanas.
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone,who and for what reason? - SATAN. "hes a bad bad man!" ~Billy Madison
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now - Mommy
[ x ] Is next to you - BIG AL! (Alan "Sexy" Aguilera)
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies - Big Mommas House BILLY MADISON , all adam sandler films, all Pauly Shore films, Bio Dome, Dumb and Dumber, the Wall, Shmorgasbroad!!! ONROP!
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month - not dying?
[ x ] The last thing you ate - KENDRA! mmm mmm GOOD!
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of - being alone!
[ x ] Do you like candles - when makin love
[ x ] Do you like incense - when im tokin
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood - mmm period blood.
[ x ] Do you believe in love - yes. i love my HETRO LIFE MATE, Alan.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates - Sure
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight - nah... well if they are hot.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven - Uh huh. thats where Mommy is!
[ x ] Do you believe in God - Uh huh!
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die - stuffed and placed in the family living room, posses like this *flexes*
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be - MONKEY!!!!
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up - well, my mommy tucks me in at 9.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks - im white dude.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin - the kind you put in those peep show things, in the ghetto, LIKE IN THE CROW 2!
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies - Milk Duds.
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand - that JESUS WAS JEWISH! And fool them into thinking im good looking, MUAHAHAHA!
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better - stupid ass matrix movies!
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around - my mom and dad!
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