Let the entry begin and let the thoughts flow...
So the other day Fran was trying to convince me to, well...basically rant on a new entry on my livejournal. I thought at the time, my entries must be inspiring, must giive a boost of some sort to those of you that read it...but no, instead it appears that its just because Fran is bored of reading her own entries...well theres just one thing I've got to say to that..."welcome to my world!" ....."THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" sorry, had to mention that there...weird impulses ftw!
So now its just time to think of what to write about I guess. I'm only writing to keep you people entertained really...Not much has happened recently though, when was the last time I posted an entry? was it the whole...you know "I FEEL LIKE DEATH" thing? the one where I wrote a huge paragraph about what I wasnt going to say? Well, yeh nothings happened since then. Havent heard from anyone in particular except Pewsey and Fran...thats about the only people I have heard from actually. I havent even been writing to Rita...I guess I've just had a lot of shit to cope with in my mind. But as you can probably guess...I'm not going to talk about it. Its been a strange week at work...In the past weeks from the first second I start my shift I've been wishing I could leave, who doesnt do that huh? But this week it's been different...for some reason I havent got angry/frustrated/annoyed/pissed off at the customers...they havent been, you know...idiots. Well, not as much as usual anyway. It could just be me though, maybe I've just...lost all sense of the idiocity of the public...maybe its so frequent now that my mind just forgets about it? I've become numb to idiots...GREAT! It makes my life so much easier. Also, at work today I went to KFC for lunch...stood in the que and the next thing I hear is *BOOM*...."YOU FUCKING TRAMP! SLAGGY BITCH!" looked around just in time to see a chair crack into some girls face and then they just started to brawl...right there in KFC...shows how chavvy they are I guess. Anyways, the first people to respond were 2 KFC female employees who both ran over to try and seperate the girls from killing eachother, but then it got worse...one of the girls mother started beating on the other girl! INSANE!!!! So the next in line to intercept the beatings were myself and two other men in the que...luckily I didnt get hit but just grabbed the assaulted girl and helped the KFC employee throw her out. Then I simply rejoined the que. Everyone was like..."what the fuck was that about?" but I was to busy being cool as a winter fresh breeze...chilly! Anyways that was the highlight of the day for me...
Oh there was this one awesome moment I had with my lesbian team leader yesterday as well...the dialogue went like this:
Me: I think I might call in ill tomorrow
Gemma: If you do I'll rip your balls off
Me: so you'll torture me then?
Gemma: You don't have enough money for that priveledge
Me: Thats why I need a raise!
its was hilarious...it wasnt just the innuendo's it was the fact that the conversation just flowed...there wasnt anytime for anyone to think of the replies...at all! It was so quick...Funny thing is, I woke up an hour late this morning and crapped myself because of that conversation...luckily I got there...early actually...20 minutes early to be precise.
I havent really been doing anything at home lately as well though...I mean, I get home...eat, check facebook, play on the computer...I got red alert 3 now as well, as Pewsey mentioned in his entry....and then get bored and watch T.V or a DVD, and now I've run out of House series four to watch...there was only 4 disc's in the series! Whats happened? the other series have 6 disc's in them!
I've got a "new" phone now as well...I use the "phone" term as its not really a new phone...its just newer than the one I had...I found it lying around the house so I thought I'd take it...just like the Borrowers did...and now its mine :) I have a new number because I wanted to get a new sim card...weird numbers always tried to call me on my old number, it got to about 3 calls a day and they just didnt seem to get the message that I wasnt going to answer...Ah well. I text you all my new number..you should all have it by now...right? The best bit about texting people your new num,ber is that you become a really good friend to the people you havent seen for ages...like Emma Doyle...she started texting me back, we talk on MSN actually so it doesn't really count. My brother David and his girlfriend Natalie...David tried to insult me, I'm guessing he had all his friends around his house, so I insuled him back...twice...just to make the point. He hasnt text me back since then actually, but his girlfriend did...she laughed and agreed with my point...I have a bigger cock than my brothers and am twice as better looking than them. The only person that didnt seem to care all that much was my "father", well first I tried to text him my number, only to get a reply from my auntie saying that he's changed his number...she gave me the new number. I text the new number and after not hearing from him and him not from me for the past year...text's back, "ok"
...Nice to know I'm wanted by him...then again I guess I've always came second best from Wayne to my "dad", who shall now be known as John...that is his name btw, not just a code name I made up. I dont really care about John not wanting to speak to me, because...truth be told...I only text him because my mum told me to...if she hadnt, I wouldnt had bothered giving him my number.
I find the new phone weird...I'm still on pay as you go. I topped it up on the 02 website (Oh yeh, my new phone is 02) and it said I will get 10% added to the amount I top it up by...so I put £20 on it and they give me an extra £2...only thing is, I've been texting people all day...honestly I must have sent aout 30 texts so far, and the credit is not going down...at all! every time I send a message I check and it says the exact same "£22"...lets hope no one from 02 notice this huh?
Annoyingly, the most looked forward to point of my day is now when I get a red bull from the train station...I usually talk to the shop keeper about getting drunk and sleeping when "working" and we call eachother lazy and threat that we are going to take eachothers jobs and I called him an alcoholic this morning...He's a great laugh, hes really old, but great... Yeh I like the taste of red bull in the morning..it really wakes me up and the fact that I'm sitting on a platform waiting for that damn train probably has something to do with it as well...I usually look at the sun rise and....just think. Luckily the sun rise has been fairly good these past few days, great colour across the sky.
anyways, I feel I've done enough of a rant now...and its been about nothing...I gess I just have a ack about writing about...well...nothing. Until the time nothing comes up though, toodles
So now its just time to think of what to write about I guess. I'm only writing to keep you people entertained really...Not much has happened recently though, when was the last time I posted an entry? was it the whole...you know "I FEEL LIKE DEATH" thing? the one where I wrote a huge paragraph about what I wasnt going to say? Well, yeh nothings happened since then. Havent heard from anyone in particular except Pewsey and Fran...thats about the only people I have heard from actually. I havent even been writing to Rita...I guess I've just had a lot of shit to cope with in my mind. But as you can probably guess...I'm not going to talk about it. Its been a strange week at work...In the past weeks from the first second I start my shift I've been wishing I could leave, who doesnt do that huh? But this week it's been different...for some reason I havent got angry/frustrated/annoyed/pissed off at the customers...they havent been, you know...idiots. Well, not as much as usual anyway. It could just be me though, maybe I've just...lost all sense of the idiocity of the public...maybe its so frequent now that my mind just forgets about it? I've become numb to idiots...GREAT! It makes my life so much easier. Also, at work today I went to KFC for lunch...stood in the que and the next thing I hear is *BOOM*...."YOU FUCKING TRAMP! SLAGGY BITCH!" looked around just in time to see a chair crack into some girls face and then they just started to brawl...right there in KFC...shows how chavvy they are I guess. Anyways, the first people to respond were 2 KFC female employees who both ran over to try and seperate the girls from killing eachother, but then it got worse...one of the girls mother started beating on the other girl! INSANE!!!! So the next in line to intercept the beatings were myself and two other men in the que...luckily I didnt get hit but just grabbed the assaulted girl and helped the KFC employee throw her out. Then I simply rejoined the que. Everyone was like..."what the fuck was that about?" but I was to busy being cool as a winter fresh breeze...chilly! Anyways that was the highlight of the day for me...
Oh there was this one awesome moment I had with my lesbian team leader yesterday as well...the dialogue went like this:
Me: I think I might call in ill tomorrow
Gemma: If you do I'll rip your balls off
Me: so you'll torture me then?
Gemma: You don't have enough money for that priveledge
Me: Thats why I need a raise!
its was hilarious...it wasnt just the innuendo's it was the fact that the conversation just flowed...there wasnt anytime for anyone to think of the replies...at all! It was so quick...Funny thing is, I woke up an hour late this morning and crapped myself because of that conversation...luckily I got there...early actually...20 minutes early to be precise.
I havent really been doing anything at home lately as well though...I mean, I get home...eat, check facebook, play on the computer...I got red alert 3 now as well, as Pewsey mentioned in his entry....and then get bored and watch T.V or a DVD, and now I've run out of House series four to watch...there was only 4 disc's in the series! Whats happened? the other series have 6 disc's in them!
I've got a "new" phone now as well...I use the "phone" term as its not really a new phone...its just newer than the one I had...I found it lying around the house so I thought I'd take it...just like the Borrowers did...and now its mine :) I have a new number because I wanted to get a new sim card...weird numbers always tried to call me on my old number, it got to about 3 calls a day and they just didnt seem to get the message that I wasnt going to answer...Ah well. I text you all my new number..you should all have it by now...right? The best bit about texting people your new num,ber is that you become a really good friend to the people you havent seen for ages...like Emma Doyle...she started texting me back, we talk on MSN actually so it doesn't really count. My brother David and his girlfriend Natalie...David tried to insult me, I'm guessing he had all his friends around his house, so I insuled him back...twice...just to make the point. He hasnt text me back since then actually, but his girlfriend did...she laughed and agreed with my point...I have a bigger cock than my brothers and am twice as better looking than them. The only person that didnt seem to care all that much was my "father", well first I tried to text him my number, only to get a reply from my auntie saying that he's changed his number...she gave me the new number. I text the new number and after not hearing from him and him not from me for the past year...text's back, "ok"
...Nice to know I'm wanted by him...then again I guess I've always came second best from Wayne to my "dad", who shall now be known as John...that is his name btw, not just a code name I made up. I dont really care about John not wanting to speak to me, because...truth be told...I only text him because my mum told me to...if she hadnt, I wouldnt had bothered giving him my number.
I find the new phone weird...I'm still on pay as you go. I topped it up on the 02 website (Oh yeh, my new phone is 02) and it said I will get 10% added to the amount I top it up by...so I put £20 on it and they give me an extra £2...only thing is, I've been texting people all day...honestly I must have sent aout 30 texts so far, and the credit is not going down...at all! every time I send a message I check and it says the exact same "£22"...lets hope no one from 02 notice this huh?
Annoyingly, the most looked forward to point of my day is now when I get a red bull from the train station...I usually talk to the shop keeper about getting drunk and sleeping when "working" and we call eachother lazy and threat that we are going to take eachothers jobs and I called him an alcoholic this morning...He's a great laugh, hes really old, but great... Yeh I like the taste of red bull in the morning..it really wakes me up and the fact that I'm sitting on a platform waiting for that damn train probably has something to do with it as well...I usually look at the sun rise and....just think. Luckily the sun rise has been fairly good these past few days, great colour across the sky.
anyways, I feel I've done enough of a rant now...and its been about nothing...I gess I just have a ack about writing about...well...nothing. Until the time nothing comes up though, toodles