Crying into my burrito

[craftypenguin]

So I was at Chipotle this afternoon (I had a coupon for a free one, alright), and was listening to All Things Considered on my little CD player/radio. This story came on, and I started to sob into my burrito. Seriously, sob. I almost choked on a piece of steak.

NPR is dangerous shit, man. Dangerous I tell you!